So I'm talking to Margo (conspiring behind *someone's* back... you'll hear more on that later) - when my mother (whom some of you may remember is quite the card - heck, she's got her own tag on my lj...lol) started getting into the mix. Here is the result:

***mom's voice coming out of the other room***

xof's mom: "what price glory?" (pause) "i don't know, call her up and ask her."

Margo: i like your mom
Margo: woman's probably my age
xof: she's 68
Margo: oh you were a late thought?
Margo: or a surprise?
xof: lol, that's a genteel way of putting it...lol
xof: no, i'm an "old age baby"
Margo: that's your excuse huh?
xof: they told her she couldn't have kids, so yes,
xof: i was a surprise, but it was a good one for her

xof's mom: "you weren't a surprise, you were a fucking miracle"

(pause)

xof: "literally" (I couldn't resist, it was something I had to say...lol.)
Margo: haha
Margo: that's nice to have your mom think that of you
Margo: you an only child then?
xof: oh, let's go through the list
xof: i'm her first and only, and i'm my father's last and fourth
Margo: oh so you have step-sibs?
xof: half sibs, they are right bastards, we don't talk
Margo: damn

xof's mom: "That's only because they grunt so much."

Margo: rotflmao
xof: see where i get it?
Margo: yeah i do
Margo: it's not your fault
Margo: lol

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Gotta luv mom.

hugs

xof
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I love your mom too!

My favorite quip...xof's mom: "what price glory?" (pause) "i don't know, call her up and ask her."

runner up...
xof: half sibs, they are right bastards, we don't talk
Margo: damn

xof's mom: "That's only because they grunt so much"
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