Here's tonight's fun moments:

I forget how it started, but she started making jokes about some tv character and called him a twat. Then continued about "in fact he's such an asshole"...etc.

hehe ...

Well, I had to turn to her and ask if she knew that "twat" does in fact NOT mean asshole. At which time she looks at me like I'm nuts, and yes OH YES it does. lol...

I have to say, "Mom, I've read fics, watched shows and talked to enough people from the UK to know that 'twat' means Vagina, cunt, etc."

She looks shocked and says no it doesn't... So what does she do next??? She goes and look up "twat" in the dictionary...hehe.

So a few moments pass, and I hear from the other room. "VULVA!" I'm laughing my ass off. "Yes, mom? What about a vulva?" She says the book says twat means vulva and can sometimes be considered, "vulgar." snicker...

In other words, I was RIGHT!!! hehe.... Which she thought was funny, because of all these years she's heard people here using it in the context of asshole. To which I said that she was surrounded by folks who don't know what they are

So funny moment over, yes? Not yet....hehe.

A few minutes pass, and I hear her say, "Ohhhh, the dictionary's talking about your father's penis!"

"Uhhhnnn???" That's me...

She then reads the definition of a new word she's come across in the dictionary. "Twig" - defined as "a diminutive branch."

hahahahahahaha....snicker, THUD!!! Can you tell they are divorced? (Thankfully.)



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*snort* *snicker*....but it's a much nicer word than cunt isn't it? Especially when said by Stuart.

But the twig bit, cracked me up as well. LOL

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"Ohhhh, the dictionary's talking about your father's penis!"

*pees herself laughing*

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You're mom is priceless. can't imagine this conversation happening with my mother in a million years. ++goes off, still laughing++

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"Ohhhh, the dictionary's talking about your father's penis!"

*hehehe* One of the most wonderful things about becoming an adult is to discover your mother is 'just a person.' [and always has been, but a child sees only the authority figure]

And, if you're really lucky [and you are xof] you get to enjoy her as *one of girls* too. Which is the best, to share laughter, cuz after all, she's had a lot more experience at it.

Thank you for sharing your 'special moment' ... Margo

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HAHA!! that was VERY funny!!!! I wish I can share moments like that with my mom but i have to wait a few years cause she might think i'm too young to hear that

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your mother sounds like a riot! I wish I had that kind of relationship with mine, however, my mother is a bit too old fashioned to discuss such matters with her daughter.
cherish your mom! she sounds like a jewel!

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