Mother Intro to Slash - 101

[xof1013]

So my mom's been reading some of my fics... A few at a time. I gave her the "Not Letting Go" series last night. Today she started reading the first of the four chapters.

Sooooo... I get a call at work. We're talking, getting a grocery list together, etc. And out of no where she says, "Ok, so Stuart's got his finger up Vince's bum... Guess I better get back to it."

Awwww.... THUD!!!

I was about to laugh my ass off.

Then I get home... She's finished the first chapter. Adores it, says it's practically perfect. (((Which is a compliment because she's a writer, herself.)))

Thennn....lol, she starts dropping these comments - like, "it's lubrication, not pre-cum." I have to tell her that since she's not read porn in like decades...lol, she's not up on the lingo and yes - it IS pre-come (cum - however you want to spell it)!!! That it's the slang.

Thennnnnnnnnnnn...awww!!! She says something like, you know - I never wondered before what it would be like for two guys to rub their penises together.

Snicker....

Thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....lol, she says, when you say they're kneeling - do you mean on one knee? haha... I have to tell her no, Vince is kneeling over Stuart's lap on both knees...lol.

Etc etc etc

Now, please know - she's 66 years old. She didn't know I wrote these fics, so she's getting a wide-eyed hello to the fact...lol. But she's really liking my writing, so these cute/wierd/omg this is my MOTHER asking me this - kinda questions are worth it. And heck, they're amusing as all get out....

Btw - if any of you read my recaps of the US QAF - yes, this IS the same woman I had to explain what "rimming" was....lollllll.

Hugs

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