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Episode 401 Recap
April 24, 2004
by xof
xof@rose.net
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Oh My Gooooooooooooo Go Boy!!! lol.... Welcome to the Fourth Season of the North American "Queer As Folk!!!"
It's been a friggin' age since last we left our luvly boyz.... sighhhhhhh, moan, bitching whine...lol. Xof clears throat...cracks knuckles and hunkers down.
LET THE RECAPPING COMMENCE!!!
Wooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!! We have a NEW OPENING sequence. Gone is the colorful, psychedelic, disco mesh of men. And now, now we have black and white - a mix of our luvly cast and dancing boyz...lol. From the first view of Brian holding Michael, to the delightful and playful mix with the girls and Gus, Em with the dancing boyz, Ted, Michael and Deb, Justin and Brian, Michael and Ben - all the way to Brian walking off solo at the end. I enjoyed the new look. And may I say, it's about damn time!!! These people ARE the show, and should have been a visual part of the opening years back...
And sooooo, after a TEN MONTH *gasp* hiatus from the air - we're back in the Pitts!!! Well, almost all of our boyz are... As the brief montage of season three clips, that played before the opening, reminds us that two of them are indeed now on the lamb.
(((Just a word - we've been waiting 10 months! But for our boyz, only 3 days have passed. Hell, no wonder Brian Kinney thinks he's Peter Pan. At this rate, he really won't ever have to grow up...lol. QAF - the land of never. Neverland....ha.)))
The show opens with a musical sequence... (((No, it's not QAF the musical - but wouldn't that be a hoot...hehe. Hell, if Buffy the Vampire Slayer could do a musical episode...snicker.))) A performer in full '50's diva drag - who goes by the name Shanda Leer (((cute, very cute))), is singing to - or lip-syncing rather, "What I Did For Love." (((Which is amusing because there are decades difference between the outfit and the creation of that "A Chorus Line" song. Who knew Judy Garland could travel in time?? lol...))) And just as she's getting to the, "Won't forget, can't regret what I did for Lo..."
We immediately have the scene cut as Brian walks across the frame cursing like a sailor, in his loft as he talks to Justin about it, "being that time of the month again." J: "When your little friend comes to visit?" (((No, but you've got to admit - even Brian Kinney can at times be a PMS'ing bitch queen. hehe))) Brian means it's the time of month that he gets request after request for donations to every gay charity under the sun. But hark, it's also the time for his credit card bills. (((Uhmm, hello? It's been three days since the election / commercials aired. All of which were last minute purchases on his credit cards - so to have his bills ALREADY there - having been processed with the commercial purchases and delivered from the various nationwide companies - well DAMN!!! Those are some fast fuckers....lol.))) Justin asks how Brian's gonna pay for them all. B: "How many blowjobs can you give in an hour?" J - with an amused soft response: "Not enough, not nearly enough." Justin says he and Michael sold almost 3,000 copies of Rage online last month - he could give Brian some dough. Brian of course refuses. J: "I thought we were partners." B: "We are." But he says he doesn't need Justin's help. He doesn't need anyone's help. (((Does all this seem awfully familiar??? Sayyyy, Justin's stint as Babylon GoGo Boy with managerial blowjobs, etc. Brian's big lesson then was that a man should know when to accept help. Too bad he's resisting his own advice...)))
Cut to Babylon - Brian ordering Chivas Regal from the bar as Justin says though he's a pauper, Brian still drinks like a prince. Course when Justin tries to pay for Brian's drink, he's again turned down. B: "I can still afford to tie one on without assistance from you." He pulls Justin into the backroom - which is kinda funny because they're having a rather private conversation without one thought to what others are doing there...lol. And per QAF tradition, Justin does stop in mid-convo to say hello to Todd - who apparently is this uber-bottom-slut who's in the backroom more than Brian Kinney...lol. (((Don't you wonder what Todd does during the daylight hours??? What his profession must be?? And if any of you start to suggest Proctologist - you are SOOOOOO reading my mind, hehe...))) Justin's saying he knows why Brian won't accept help, "Because you always have to be the one in charge. The one on top." (((xof's head starts swirling with the echoing of "DUHHH" in my brain...lol))) Brian hums a, "uh huh," as he turns Justin to the wall and starts taking down the blond's pants. (((Snicker... Gotta enjoy the literal and figurative blend of that presentation.)))
Cut to the next morning - Rita (Hunter's evil sprite of a mother) is demanding to know where Hunter is from Ben. She's confronting him outside his apartment building. Ben says he doesn't have a clue, which she doesn't believe. Ben says Hunter took off, ran away - which wouldn't be the first time. But then she starts asking about Michael - where is he. Ben says Michael's gone to find Hunter. When Ben tries to leave, Rita snaps gleefully that she's got a custody hearing on Tuesday. And if Hunter isn't there, she's gonna have the "cops all over your little boyfriend's ass." For contributing to the delinquency of a minor and kidnapping. Ben: "You wouldn't do that." (((Naive Zen-Ben.))) Rita: "You figure how many years your little sweetie could be locked up for..."
Mel going through the mail, seeing all the same fund raiser requests that Brian did. Lindz comes in saying, look Ted gets them too. (((They are taking in his mail.))) Em comes in, saying he's got to take a quick bath (((is there such a thing??? lol...))) - and be out the door in five for a fundraising dinner he's planning. (((Remember, he's living with Mel and Lindz for the mo....))) M: "Another benefit, when does it ever end." Em says if we don't take care of each other, who will. Then he notices a rather droopy orchid on the table - saying Ted had one just like that. That is was in fact called Droopy. Mel: "Say hello to Droopy." They admit that Ted's ask them to take in his mail and look after his plants. Em - rather sarcastically, "He off to the Black and Blue party in Sardinia?" (((Ouch))) Mel lands the pregnant (((in her case, literally))) pause causing blow...lol. "He's in rehab." Lindz and Mel are going to visit, asking Em to go with them. He backs off, saying he can't - "I'm really busy." (((More like REALLY HURT. And angry - as you'll see later.))) Mel says she's sure Ted could use Em's support. Which Em finds ironic coming from her. Mel: "He's trying to help himself." L: "Isn't that what you wanted?" He doesn't answer.
Hunter and Michael in a motel room, getting on each other's nerves in close quarters. That and Hunter's constant channel surfing on the tv is driving Michael nuts. Michael's nervous, and hungry. But the food's all gone - or rather, the junk food's all gone down Hunter's stomach. Hunter asks how long they'll stay as Michael points out that it's "practically a monsoon" outside with all the rain. As Hunter fantasizes about them becoming drug lords - M: "Why do I bother?" - Michael says they are running out of cash fast and he can't use his credit card because it could be traced. So what happens next??? His cell phone rings, and Hunter answers it in a rush to talk to Ben. (((Yeah, cause THAT can't be traced at all....snicker.))) Michael pulls the phone away to talk to Ben, who tells Michael what Rita intends. Michael asks if she can really have him arrested. (((I'm hearing that DUHH again...lol.))) Ben says Michael HAS to come back. M: "I'm not going to let her take him." Ben begs him to come back, then asks where they are. Michael won't tell because he doesn't want Ben to get in trouble and have to lie. He cuts off their call. Ben curses. Hunter leaves out into the pouring rain to get food. Scene ends with an outside shot of Brian's corvette and the open door to the room, Michael slumped against the wall with his head bowed in worry.
And just in case you didn't know by now...lol - Diner Scene - with Deb berating the boyz at the table. "Three days. Three Fucking Days." hehe... She's pissed that Michael's run off, and she's uber (((my new fave word...lol))) pissed that he's not called her. Seems they talk to each other usually at least 3 times a day. Everyone looks shocked, except Brian - who's greatly familiar and amused by this fact - "I know, it explains sooooo much." (((Snicker...))) Deb tells Ben to tell Michael that she loves him, "Up to the sky and back," but that the next time he does something like this, "I'm gonna rip his balls off." She's divvying out the lunch bills, as Mel offers to look into Hunter's situation for Ben and Michael. Ben's thankful. Brian asks Deb where his bill is, to which she says don't worry about it for now. Once he's "back on his feet, Baby," he can take care of it. Brian does NOT like that, and grabs everyone's bill to pay for their lunches. They try to stop him, but he says by 4:30 that afternoon - he should have his old job back with a sizable raise. J: "Vance asked you back?" Brian says he'll try to be "as gracious as he possible can," (((he knows the meaning of that word? lol))) and then he'll "stick it to the motherfucker." (((Ahhh, THERE'S the Brian we all know and adore.))) - (((Btw - Deb's t-shirt says, "Fuck Yoga." hehe)))
Back to Shanda Leer - performing to, "There'll Be Some Changes Made." Which segues into Ted speaking to Group at the Rehab Center - Blake is sitting at his side. Ted's telling the story of his moment of realization - about waking up after a drug binge to see the porn video they made of him while he was off his head. The gangbang, in other words. His reluctance, hesitance to confess this in front of Blake is apparent, but he gets through it. "God knows if they were using condoms. I don't know, I'll have to take a test. I don't feel very optimistic." (((Yikes, poor Teddy.))) He says that's when he knew that if he didn't come to the center, he could be dead. Cut to, Blake and Ted walking down the hall after Group - Blake saying he knows how hard that was, but no one was judging Ted because "we've all been there." Ted says Blake's being there made it easier to get through - that it's odd that if this hadn't happened to him, they may not have met up again. (((I'm wondering when his anger's gonna kick in for Blake's running off/leaving him. Probably not soon - Ted's probably gonna go through clinging to Blake first I'd expect - but I'd realllllllly want to have the "do you know how your abandoning me made me feel?" convo happen - we'll see if it eventually does.))) Blake does not answer Ted back, so Ted asks him if he wants to grab some lunch. Blake agrees but goes off to check his messages. Ted looks over and WHAM, sees Emmett in the lounge. Ted looks stunned but goes over saying it's a surprise, "thought they outlawed shock therapy." Em's kinda quiet, saying "Hello, Teddy." (((ahhh, Teddy...lol)) But Ted - he's kinda weirdly off sync here - defensively self deprecating - but also sarcastically working on the offensive too. There's an edge to their conversation that quickly goes downhill. Em says he's, "happy, if that's the word, that" Ted is there. More bad humor from Ted; he says he won't be there long at all - feels good as new already. (((In other words, he's lying his ass off.))) Em's glad to hear it, but he says be careful - don't rush because that could mean a relapse. Ted immediately gets his back up and bites into that opening - getting almost as nasty to Em as he was when he was high and telling him to fuck off. (((Grrrrr...))) Em says he didn't come there to upset Ted. T: "Then why did you, to see how far I've sunk?" E: "No." T: "I told Mel and Lindsay I didn't want anyone coming to visit me." E: "Since when am I anyone?" - Enter BLAKE!!! (((THUD!!!! Now this is one HELL of a scene. Lordy, the look on Em's face. Course now, he's pissed off - and it shows.))) Emmett asks Blake, "Back again, or haven't you ever left?" (((OUCH!!!))) Ted defends Blake, saying he's a counselor and a damn good one. Em: "Well, if anyone knows his stuff - it's you." (((Ouchie times two!))) Ted - (((who has the subtly of a - well, of Brian Kinney...lol))) says he just doesn't know what he would have done if Blake hadn't been there to help him. (((Damn folks, at this rate - someone really DID go to the Black and Blue Party - and ironically, it's Emmett.))) Em very quickly makes his exit, saying he was just there to see if Ted was alright and "obviously you are."
Back again to Shanda Leer - this time it's to, "Cry Me A River" (((I adore adore adore that song...lol.))) - but the funny part is that it segues into a scene of Vance asking Brian to come back to work for Vanguard!!! hehe.... He's pulling out the good liquor, talking up Brian's appearance...snicker. Vance asks if Brian's heard that Stockwell's been indicted for covering up Jason Kemp's murder and that the new Mayor has asked for his resignation. B: "How the mighty have fallen." Vance says it's lucky that Stockwell didn't take Vanguard down with him, and tells Brian to name his price for coming back with the company. Brian - playing it up fabulously, says there are other issues than the money - namely a Jacuzzi in his private bathroom (((so he can get his freak on, on company property no less...lol))), an unlimited expense account and LOYALTY. Vance agrees, "I give you my word. And my handshake." After a pause, Brian does shake Vance's hand - but holds onto it for a moment for emphasis. And of course here comes the sledgehammer to crack the moment's joy - Vance asks Brian to sign a paper before his return can be finalized. It's a non-competition clause. Meaning that if Brian were to leave, ever - he'd never be able to solicit the business from ANY Vanguard client. Brian calls Vance on trying to take him back "because you're afraid I'm gonna raid the pantry. And here I thought it was me that you didn't want to lose." V: "You're not giving yourself enough credit." B: "I'm giving myself ALL the credit." (((hehe))) He says he brought in all their major accounts, created their campaigns, etc. So with a, "I wouldn't count my clients before they're snatched," Brian turns down Vance's offer.
Michael asking a lady about Hunter's whereabouts. He's been looking for him since he left. She's not seen him. Michael leaves the store, and sees Hunter getting out of the cab of a semi-truck. After asking where the fuck he's been, Hunter interrupts Michael's mommy moment...lol - by showing him the cash he just got by giving the driver a blowjob. (((Ewww.))) Now remember, Michael is half-Italian and half-drag queen...hehe - so it's quite the moment as he hits the roof!!! (((Which isn't quite an apt analogy because they are outside - i.e. no roof. la la la la laaaaa...lol))) Michael's fed up, he says that's it - they are going back. Hunter says he promised, but Michael says he's breaking it. "Listen to me, you little asshole. I risked EVERYTHING for you. (((potentially, yes he did - a jail sentence would be looming if this weren't QAF world...lol))) Now you're gonna do what I tell you. We are going to go back and fight. And then we're going to try and turn you into a normal human being, WHICH at the moment - Flapping my arms and flying to the moon seems a better bet. MOVE IT!" (((Oh my, so forceful Mr. Novotny - Meoooooow...lol.))) And omg, Hunter actually shuts up and does as told. (((Was that his version of the classic line, "Yes sir, may I have another?" hehe - nahhhhh...lol You can't tell me some of his clients weren't into corporal punishment.)))
Night time is the right time for scrubbing floors it seems. Ted's in the hallway of the rehab center, giving it the old army toothbrush try. And absolutely loving every minute of it, NOT. Blake comes over to talk. Ted snaps what is he doing this for, "my health?" And Mr. Blake choruses my own - ACTUALLY YOU ARE. Ted wonders if Miss Taylor had to do this. Blake jokes, "Absolutely. In her diamonds." T: "Maybe I'd feel better about this if I was wearing a 600 carat choker." B: "I'll pick one up for you while I'm out." haha... I'll spare you the constipation joke that follows...eww. Blake commiserates with Ted, saying it wasn't so long ago that he was going through this all himself. Ted remembers bringing Blake there, and then finding him gone. B: "That wasn't very nice of me." T: "It was fucking shitty." (((Bravo!))) In a poignant moment, Ted says, "I cared about you. I... I more than cared about you." Blake says he knows, and that's why he had to leave. To spare Ted and himself the pain. B: "From you seeing me that way." Ted's back to angry - saying well it's his turn - that everyone can come and gawk at him. To feel superior over him. (((Excuse the hell out of me, but when has EM - and we are talking about EMMETT here, EVER? acted superior to Ted? Or gloated at his misery? This is all Ted's own projected feelings - and he's continuing to fuck up his life by placing them on others - esp. the man he loved, betrayed and then told to fuck off. Nice, very nice - asshole...lol.))) Blake says he's sure Em felt just as uncomfortable as Ted. T: "I guess it takes something like this to have someone reveal their true colors, huh?" (((Too bad it's YOU who's really shining through - chartreuse green and black are not nice colors for a soul that's working for growth...lol.))) "Well, at least I have you." (((Violins - where are the string instruments playing the background when you need them??? hehe))) At that moment, when it's obvious that Ted's getting too friendly - Blake says he has to go - that he's got a date. And they are going to see Lucia. (((THUD!!! Ok, even I flinched for Ted's sake on that one - which is something because I was ticked off at him before that...hmm.))) Remembering that Ted's the one who introduced opera to Blake, that's gotta hurt. Ted says he didn't know Blake liked it. Blake says, "Thanks to you, I'm hooked." ((("Hooked" - how appropriate a word considering the place they are having this conversation. Those QAF writers - Punning all the time...hehe.)))
The next day - outside their apartment - Michael is back with Hunter, reuniting with Ben. They kiss, and Ben hugs Hunter. Brian's corvette in the background. Funny moment when Ben asks if Hunter behaved himself, and Michael does such a "mom" thing by fibbing, "He was a perfect angel." (((I'm sure his trick thought so.... Xof ducks, pleading that I couldn't help myself...snort.))) Ben hugs the stuffing out of Hunter, saying, "Thank God, you're both back and in one piece."
Immediate cut to another outdoor scene - Brian standing in front of his EXTREMELY dirty corvette, saying, "At least it's still in one piece." snicker.... Michael gives him the keys, "You'll be happy to know Hunter and I are okay, too." This scene is cute - Brian's begrudgingly playing at being pissed off - or annoyed, but he's really glad Michael back and also nervous about an upcoming meeting he's got. Gale and Hal play this well. Brian finds a "Burger Box" bag in his car, (((hehe - do you remember when the play off of Burger King was Burger Queen a couple years back on this show???))) He's indignant that they ate in his car...lol. Michael says they didn't want to stop, wanting to get back home was soon as they could. B: "So you turned my car into a recycling bin? Christ, just like that time in seventh grade when I leant you my brand new ten-speed and you brought it back - the front fender was crushed, my seat was torn..." Michael starts laughing, reminding him, "I was HIT BY A BUS." (((snicker...))) Brian gives him a ssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooo what look, lol. Then says this is the last time he's gonna lend... But before he can finish, Michael grabs him and kisses him to shut Brian up... (((Nice. It's a turn around, because we've seen Brian do that to Michael in the past - but this is a first for it happening the other way around.))) Brian pulls back and asks what that was for, to which Michael smiles and says, "For giving me the wheels right out from under you for no good reason - OTHER than - you love me." Brian looks at him for a moment and then sings his usually song of love to Michael by telling him that he's, "Pathetic. And so is this car. Now I have just enough time to get it washed. How do I look?" (((Purrrrrrrrrrrr.... Pinstriped suit, slicked back hair, very Gorgeous - but I digress.))) M: "Like a million bucks." B: "Don't sell me short." M: "Ten." Brian gets into the car, saying wish him luck. (((Dang, that's twice he's asked for reassurance in less than a minute. Oh my.))) Michael says Brian doesn't need it. Brian pulls a coke (((can you believe I almost typed "cock"))) can out from under his butt - snicker. And throws it at Michael, causing Michael to laugh as Brian pulls out into the street and peels down the road. (((Cute, very cute - but is anyone else having eye trouble when looking at the contrast of Brian's vertical pinstripes and Michael's horizontal striped shirt??? lol...)))
Shanda Leer, again... "I Only Have Eyes For You" - which leads off - hilariously enough when you think about it - to Brian having one lunch/dinner meeting after another with his former Vanguard clients. We've got the head of Brown Athletics, eyeglass woman...lol, and the steakhouse baron, if you can believe. And Brian's working each of them with virtually the same speech. Saying he wants them to know he's starting his own agency and wants their business. It's a hoot to see the editing of the scene, to see when he's talking to which person - and their reactions, which are all fauxly enthusiastic - as you'll see later. (((I'm just wondering how much he's gonna have to work out to burn off the three meals he's had to ingest for the sake of his professional future...lol. The man who's afraid of gaining an ounce...hehe.))) Scene ends with Shanda Leer back to finish the song, "For you...."
Dinner at the Novotny Household - (((Which when you think about it, is ODD to call it in retrospect. Because really, there WAS no Novotny to name the household after..lol. It should be the Grassi household.))) We've got a full table, Michael and Ben, Hunter, Vic - and Debbie up on her feet serving everyone, doing all she can to appear carefree and unaffected. Yeah, right. Michael's not fooled. He's just waiting for her to pop him one for running off with Hunter like he did. Michael tells Ben that Deb's just waiting for the right moment and the "Whapppp" - he makes a hitting motion with his hand. Ben laughs. Knock on the door, and it's Lindsay and Melanie. Or we think it is...lol. Melanie is dressed as Mother Superior, in full nun habit. And Lindz is Friedrich - in lederhosen. They've been to a fundraiser with a Sound of Music Theme...snicker. (((So Mommy Superior - who thinks that's a PERFECT description of Mel??? hehe... And also, I KNEW Friedrich was a girl. haha))) Deb invites them to eat, but Mel instead asks Hunter for a dollar. Huh??? lol... Deb: "You short of cash, honey? Vic, get the tea kettle." Snickerrrrrrr. Mel has gotten permission to act as Hunter's lawyer with the court, of course he's got to pay her before the relationship is official. That way she can represent him in the custody hearing against Rita. Hunter slaps a dollar in her hand. Ben kisses Michael, saying he told him they should do this the right way. (((Dum Da Dumm Dummmmm...))) WHAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! That's right, Deb takes that moment to slap Michael upside the head for running off without telling her. Michael shakes his head as Ben starts laughing, telling Ben, "I told you." Ben, "Yes you did."
Woody's - Justin and Brian at the bar. Talking about Brian stealing his clients back from Vanguard. Justin says Vance'll be asking Brian for a job soon. Oh, andddd Justin's picked out a name for Brian's new agency. "Kinnetik" Which I have to agree with Brian is clever!! Justin, never one for self-doubt - "It's genius." Brian kisses him as the camera whips around on a speed zoom across the bar to find - Emmett, sitting by himself in the corner, looking miserable. And as we find out, very very drunk. He disses a man who comes over to speak to him, thinking it's a pick up - but the guy just wanted to borrow the empty chair....hehe. So when he hears another man saying can I buy you a drink - Em starts to diss him too, only to look up and see it's a very amused Brian with Justin. (((And has been pointed out before, I believe by Quinn, Emmett is wearing the EXACT SAME shirt that Brian wore during last season when they were shooting Stockwell's commercial!! hehe... I guess wardrobe needed to cut down on cost after paying for all of Brian's pinstripes this season...ha.))) Brian calls Em, Ms. Dietrich. (((Frankly, I'm thinking Garbo would have been a better description...lol. "I vant to be alone...."))) They ask him to Babylon, but Em says he'd rather stay there and get shitfaced. Which Brian says is a condition Em's already passed, "about ten miles back." E: "So I've had a few cocktails. Does that qualify me for rehab? Besides, I've already been there." J: "Did you see Ted?" E: "And you'll never guess who's there with him." In a truly fun moment, Brian and Justin rattle off some celebrity names who've been to rehab - "Liza, Robert Downey Jr., Ben Affleck, Matthew Perry." snicker... Em: "Blake! The tweaked out twinkie! Isn't that great?" Brian says some assholes never learn. E: "Ohhhh nooo, no. He's learned. He's even gotten a degree. He's a drug abuse councilor." At Brian's incredulous look, Em laughs in faux cheerfulness, "A few days in Doctor Boytoy's care and Mr. Schmidt's good as new. Let's have a drink to his remarkable recovery." (((Good scene. Very well done.)))
And speaking of good scenes done well - THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Gasp* (((xof clinging to the last breath needed not to pass out onsite...hehe))) Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale... wait. That's too much like, in-out, in-out, in-out.... Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Which is a good segue to Nekkid Michael/Ben S-E-X!!!! hehe
In their bedroom, Michael's kneeling up on his knees with Ben doing the same, against his back. Let's just say, it's a REALLLLY good view. heheh.... And goodness doesn't it just last and last...lol. *thud* Reunion sex anyone??? (((We're talking nipple, ass and pubic hair close-ups people...Awww.))) So many many grunts *Gasp*, thrusts *Swoon* and kissing *Sighhhh* later - the two of them collapse onto the bed where Ben starts teasing Michael by playing with one of his hotspots (his ears seem to be veryyyyyy sensitive) - saying why don't they go again. Which Michael points out will be the 3rd time...whoo hoooooo. The cute playfulness changes into deep intimacy - a refreshing view I'd say, of two characters in bed. Ben says he missed Michael so much, kissing him, holding him. Michael looks at Ben for a long moment, cupping his face and saying in a soft sweet whisper, "You are so beautiful." Ben says Michael's kinda cute too. Michael says sometimes he wonders how Ben could love him. Ben's confused as to why he'd feel that way. Michael confesses to feeling like an idiot, for having run off with Hunter. That he regrets putting everyone through "Mikey and Hunter's Excellent Adventure." (((I'll give you props if any of you can name the first time "excellent adventure" was used on the show. Come on - you know this one!!! Okay, okay - Season one, the turnpike scene with Brian and Michael. Brian made a reference to "Brian and Mikey's Excellent Adventure." hehe))) Michael says it wasn't cool, was immature and was not a good message to send to a kid. Ben reassures him that what he did was incredible. That he admires Michael for risking it, but that he's a little jealous too. (((Foreshadowing, folks. He wants you to know his shoes are shined and made for walking...lol.))) He wouldn't call what Michael did immature, he would call it love. Ahhhhh.... Michael kisses him, and they are off again...lol. (((Excellent scene - both for the heat, the connect and the conversation. Excellent performances for both.)))
Justin running up the stairs to Brian's loft door. He unlocks it with a key and goes in. (((It was locked??? hehe - now that's funny. It's practically NEVER locked.))) And look, Mommy Jennifer is there talking to Brian about the loft. Saying it's a "special place" - Brian asks if she means special as in unique or as in "there are school where they can teach you to dress yourself" - haha. She says it's a "fuckpad." And Justin - who could testify to that accertion, (((notice the poor editing, he takes his coat off TWICE))) asks what's up. Brian's selling the loft. *THUD* "It was either cut my expenses or cut my wrists, so I'm just opting for the tidier of the two." Jennifer says she'll call him later with some pricing info, and she tells him she won't be charging commission because of everything he'd done for Justin. (((Okayyyyyyy.... uhhhmmm.))) Justin's shocked, saying Brian is NOT selling the loft. "It's your home." B: "Not for long." Seems his former clients have ALL turned him down. (((Yikes))) Justin tries to come up with alternatives - loan (Brian's not a good risk being 100 grand in debt and unemployed) or another agency. Brian says he's got an offer - for an agency in Scranton for half his salary. (((Eeeekkk))) Justin says Brian should never have listen to him. B: "I didn't. I listened to me." He says it's just four walls, etc. But Justin says it's more than that. It's "where we made love for the first time." Brian smiles at him, "that wasn't love. I just gave you a rim job and fucked your brains out." J: "It was love to me." Brian kisses him.
Cut to a hungover Emmett sitting in Deb and Vic's kitchen, flinching as Vic is cracking crab shells with a mallet. Em's in desperate need of "an Advil or a Gun." (((ohhhh, product placement...on a gay themed show - times ARE a changing...hehe))) Vic's frustrated because he can't find the things he needs to finish the meal. They had all their cooking equipment over at Ted's place. As Deb and Vic start to argue about going to Ted's, Em desperately asks them to stop - saying make a list and he'll go by and get the stuff they need. Deb silently mouths to Vic - "What's wrong with him?" - and Vic answers Ted. So she sits down going through the mail - which is full of what??? hehe - yep, fund raiser requests... And a postcard to Vic from "Michelangelo." Who is a man he met at a fairy in the woods weekend trip, years ago. Yes, you read that correctly. A weekend in the woods for gay men to commune with nature - or get laid in the bushes as Deb describes it. Michelangelo was the guy's "fairy name." Vic's was "Cherub." (((oh dear...lol))) Vic went after he first was diagnosed as Positive. He says it was one of the most healing experiences of his life. Deb suggests that Em give it a try. Em says he'll stick to "Advil." (((Again with the product placement!!! Now THAT's funny.)))
Justin walking down Liberty Avenue with Mel and Lindz as they roll Gus in the stroller. Lindz reads a newspaper headline - "Stockwell indicted. Seeing a headline like that restores my faith in humanity." Justin lets the cat out of the bag about Brian being the one they have to thank - that he's the "Concerned Citizens for the Truth." And he tells them about Brian having to sell the loft, etc. Lindz and Mel are shocked, and even Mel's saying (against her better opinion...lol) that she wishes there was something she could do. Justin says he tried to give Brian his "Rage" money, but he wouldn't take it. Lindz agrees Brian's too proud for that. Justin asks what are they suppose to do, "stand around and watch while he loses everything?" L: "It's his choice." (((Uhnnn??? I hope that's not the response MOST friends give when hearing such news.))) Justin's outraged - saying he thought she cared about Brian. Lindz says she does, but she knows Brian would never be beholden to anyone.
Hunter's custody hearing. Which is a mess, really. Rita's coming off like a reformed saint who's getting her life together. Hunter's mouthing off time and again, which isn't helping Mel's case. Michael tells him to sit there and shut up....lol. When Mel mentions Hunter's statement that Rita coerced him into prostitution, Rita bursts out that it's not true. Hunter yells out, "the fuck it's not." (((Oh yeah, that'll get you in with the judge, boyo.))) Mel rests her case after a few more words - (((this seems all so quick and lickety split.))) The judge exits for 15 mins to decide Hunter's fate. (((That long, huh? lol...)))
Em's back at Ted's place. He goes to the kitchen to pick up the items that Vic needs. He can't find the strainer, asking out loud where the hell is it. "Under the sink..." With a very loud, "JESUS FUCKING MARY AND JOSEPH" (((snicker, now THAT's the funniest moment so far))) he turns around to find Ted sitting on the living room sofa. A very depressed and dejected Ted, btw. Em didn't know Ted was back. Ted says don't mind him, just take whatever he needs. Em asks what Ted is doing out of rehab. Ted says he left, to which Em says that must be the fastest recovery on record. (((As the convo continues, Em gets angrier and angrier - after all folks - this room IS the scene of the crime - and the go fuck yourself moment of their breakup.))) Ted makes a joke about the cost of health care and how they don't like you to linger, "In fact they are thinking of putting up a drive-thru window." Em does not laugh. Ted asks why. Em says, "Yeah, Teddy. A real scream. I don't know when I've had more laughs with you." Ted thinks Em must have a lot to laugh at considering how he's managed to fuck up his life. (((Wrong thing to say, really....))) E: "Sorry, don't plan pity parties." Ted says it's not pity, just a fact. Em's fed up and lays in on Ted - telling him he's not going to get better sitting on the sofa. That he needs to go back to rehab. Ted says it is too late, "I'm beyond repair." (((Someone bitch-slap him for me, please!))) Ted says he has nothing, no future, job, friends, lover - what's the point. (((All this is making Em even MORE agitated.))) T: "Might was well be dead." So Em goes against the cardinal rule which is NEVER tell a suicidal person to "Do it," and he says that very thing to Ted. He says do it, only don't be a man about it - "Be a queen." Em puts on "Madame Butterfly" - one of the greatest suicidal arias of all time...lol, and holds out a letter opener to Ted. Ted just sits there. Em sits beside him and says rather nastily, "Good news is, you can FINALLY be Maria Callas." He then leaves with a parting shot - "Yell, scream as loud as you want. Because NOBODY's listening." (((Ouch... Peter Paige is getting in some kick ass scenes this ep. But then, so is Scott Lowell - however misdirected his character may be reacting.)))
Back to court - the judge comes out with the verdict that Rita should get custody of Hunter. (((Opps, I mean James aka "Jimmy."))) Hunter's screaming he won't go, Ben and Michael are horrified. Michael tells Ben that he told him this would happen. Mel's apologizing for losing. Rita comes over, trying to talk to Hunter. Saying she promises things will be better. And in a shocking move, Hunter goes up to her and kisses her on the mouth. When he pulls away, Rita is shocked when he tells her, "Oh by the way, I forgot to tell you. I'm HIV Positive." She says that's not very funny, but when Ben says it's true - Rita gets incredibly furious. She scrubs at her mouth and calls Hunter a "fucking dirty little faggot." In front of the Judge, mind...lol. Rita shoves Hunter, saying "you fucking want to give it to me, huh?" The judge immediately asks to see both attorneys in closed chambers. (((Ok - so excuse me. I know it was for dramatic effect, but his medical results would have been a strong defense tool - both to show that Rita wasn't prepared to handle his condition financially, but also to prove that his current placement with Ben and Michael would be more beneficial, etc. Seems a BIG thing to leave out, if you're a defense lawyer grasping at straws.)))
Brian and Justin walking down Liberty Avenue that night - talking about a couple that's thinking of buying the loft. B: "Couple of designer fairies can't wait to turn it into a Moroccan Bordello." (((Funny, I'd have thought you just needed to add a shit load of throw pillows and it would already BE that...hehe.))) Justin says let's grab a drink, and starts to pull Brian into Woody's. Brian says it's a fundraiser night. "Wonder what the worthy cause is THIS TIME." (((Yeah, I just wonder...snort.))) They go in. And thereeeeeeeeeeee's Shanda Leer on the stage at Woody's - finishing up her initial song of "What I Did For Love." (((That's right folks, every sequence you've seen Shanda Leer in has all been a part of this one benefit performance... Cute trick.))) She gives a big finish as the audience cheers. As Justin and Brian walk through the applauding crowd, we see that almost all the cast is there - Vic with his boyfriend Rodney, Deb, Em, Ben, Michael, and yes - Hunter too!!!, Lindz and Mel. B: "Some suckers just cannot wait to give their money away." J: "It's for a worthy cause." Lindz comes over with a secretive smile on her face. B: "What the fuck's going on here?" She tells him that the fundraiser is for the "Concerned Citizens For the Truth." Brian shoots Justin a look, lol, as Lindz explains that the community appreciates the contribution the organization has made for them and they all wanted to give back as a show of thanks. She holds out an envelope, "We hope you'll accept this, on their behalf." Brian opens it with a smile - and the pressure of the whole bar clapping...lol. He looks fairly surprised at the amount on the check, which we never see. And in one of Gale's best moments in the series, Brian gives the following reply - with more grace than I would have thought possible. Voice thick, "I've only known the Concerned Citizens for the Truth for a short time, but I've known them long enough to know that they don't like to accept handouts. Uhhh, charitable donations. But I guess this time I'm just gonna have to tell them that once in awhile we could all use a little help, and that they're just gonna have to swallow their fucking pride and say thank you." (((THUD!!!!))) Everyone claps. Deb says, "Good for you, honey." Lindz rushes up and hugs Brian as he looks over at Justin with a "we are sooo gonna talk later" stare. Michael comes over and kisses Brian's cheek as Brian hugs him. The music goes up, and we miss what Brian says to Michael. It looks like he's saying did you know about this, to which Michael shakes his head no. While grinning...lol.
Shanda Leer start performing again. Hunter, Ben and Michael leave Woody's - Hunter joking about hitting the bars. Michael says, "excuse me, young man." Ben says Hunter's got school in the morning. Mel and Lindz are behind them, and Mel reminds Hunter the judge said he could stay with Ben and Michael as long as he stays on his best behavior. Lindz says they all intended to keep an eye on him, to make sure he does. Deb, Vic, Rodney and Em leave. Deb says she knew she'd live to see gay marriages - but never thought she'd see Brian accept help and say thank you. Vic says he thought he almost saw a tear in Brian's eye. Em's kinda out of it. Deb is worried, saying, "That famous flame of yours is just about out." Vic says Em needs a gentle sprinkling of "Fairy Dust." - Meaning the weekend retreat for gays. Em just turns with a small smile and walks away. The man who performs as Shanda Leer leaves the club in his regular street clothes, the dress over his arm - as Justin comes out and congratulates "Darren" on a great show. D: "It's what I do for love..." Justin and Brian walk down the sidewalk. J: "Now you and half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in your bed tonight, knowing the loft is still yours." (((See, it's really IS A BORDELLO.))) Brian hugs him, "Half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in their own beds." We see Darren walking down a dark alley off of Liberty Avenue - when two assholes come over - saying "there's one" and start beating the crap out of him. Gay bashing just out of earshot of all our boyz and girlz - who walk along in ignorance of what's happening so close to them. The editing is well done here - intercutting scenes of our cast laughing, unawares - and of Shanda Leer's earlier performance with clips of Darren being hit and kicked. Finally, Darren is left unconscious on the ground as the episode closes - no music playing, just the sound of the street, traffic, etc. at night to see us out through the credits.
Next Episode -
Brian and Justin in bed - J: "You're taking an awfully big risk." B: "If I don't do this now, I never will." Meaning the agency, I think. Mel and Lindz over at Ted's, he's denying using again. Justin visiting a very angry Darren, as Darren yells what did Justin do when his own attacker got let off virtually scott free. Justin at a meeting of some sort, with the new character, Cody, saying that bashers can get away with anything. Later, Justin at Woody's telling Cody he heard what he said at the Center and he agrees. Cody holds out his hand to shake with Justin.
Hugs
xof
April 24, 2004
by xof
xof@rose.net
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Oh My Gooooooooooooo Go Boy!!! lol.... Welcome to the Fourth Season of the North American "Queer As Folk!!!"
It's been a friggin' age since last we left our luvly boyz.... sighhhhhhh, moan, bitching whine...lol. Xof clears throat...cracks knuckles and hunkers down.
LET THE RECAPPING COMMENCE!!!
Wooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!! We have a NEW OPENING sequence. Gone is the colorful, psychedelic, disco mesh of men. And now, now we have black and white - a mix of our luvly cast and dancing boyz...lol. From the first view of Brian holding Michael, to the delightful and playful mix with the girls and Gus, Em with the dancing boyz, Ted, Michael and Deb, Justin and Brian, Michael and Ben - all the way to Brian walking off solo at the end. I enjoyed the new look. And may I say, it's about damn time!!! These people ARE the show, and should have been a visual part of the opening years back...
And sooooo, after a TEN MONTH *gasp* hiatus from the air - we're back in the Pitts!!! Well, almost all of our boyz are... As the brief montage of season three clips, that played before the opening, reminds us that two of them are indeed now on the lamb.
(((Just a word - we've been waiting 10 months! But for our boyz, only 3 days have passed. Hell, no wonder Brian Kinney thinks he's Peter Pan. At this rate, he really won't ever have to grow up...lol. QAF - the land of never. Neverland....ha.)))
The show opens with a musical sequence... (((No, it's not QAF the musical - but wouldn't that be a hoot...hehe. Hell, if Buffy the Vampire Slayer could do a musical episode...snicker.))) A performer in full '50's diva drag - who goes by the name Shanda Leer (((cute, very cute))), is singing to - or lip-syncing rather, "What I Did For Love." (((Which is amusing because there are decades difference between the outfit and the creation of that "A Chorus Line" song. Who knew Judy Garland could travel in time?? lol...))) And just as she's getting to the, "Won't forget, can't regret what I did for Lo..."
We immediately have the scene cut as Brian walks across the frame cursing like a sailor, in his loft as he talks to Justin about it, "being that time of the month again." J: "When your little friend comes to visit?" (((No, but you've got to admit - even Brian Kinney can at times be a PMS'ing bitch queen. hehe))) Brian means it's the time of month that he gets request after request for donations to every gay charity under the sun. But hark, it's also the time for his credit card bills. (((Uhmm, hello? It's been three days since the election / commercials aired. All of which were last minute purchases on his credit cards - so to have his bills ALREADY there - having been processed with the commercial purchases and delivered from the various nationwide companies - well DAMN!!! Those are some fast fuckers....lol.))) Justin asks how Brian's gonna pay for them all. B: "How many blowjobs can you give in an hour?" J - with an amused soft response: "Not enough, not nearly enough." Justin says he and Michael sold almost 3,000 copies of Rage online last month - he could give Brian some dough. Brian of course refuses. J: "I thought we were partners." B: "We are." But he says he doesn't need Justin's help. He doesn't need anyone's help. (((Does all this seem awfully familiar??? Sayyyy, Justin's stint as Babylon GoGo Boy with managerial blowjobs, etc. Brian's big lesson then was that a man should know when to accept help. Too bad he's resisting his own advice...)))
Cut to Babylon - Brian ordering Chivas Regal from the bar as Justin says though he's a pauper, Brian still drinks like a prince. Course when Justin tries to pay for Brian's drink, he's again turned down. B: "I can still afford to tie one on without assistance from you." He pulls Justin into the backroom - which is kinda funny because they're having a rather private conversation without one thought to what others are doing there...lol. And per QAF tradition, Justin does stop in mid-convo to say hello to Todd - who apparently is this uber-bottom-slut who's in the backroom more than Brian Kinney...lol. (((Don't you wonder what Todd does during the daylight hours??? What his profession must be?? And if any of you start to suggest Proctologist - you are SOOOOOO reading my mind, hehe...))) Justin's saying he knows why Brian won't accept help, "Because you always have to be the one in charge. The one on top." (((xof's head starts swirling with the echoing of "DUHHH" in my brain...lol))) Brian hums a, "uh huh," as he turns Justin to the wall and starts taking down the blond's pants. (((Snicker... Gotta enjoy the literal and figurative blend of that presentation.)))
Cut to the next morning - Rita (Hunter's evil sprite of a mother) is demanding to know where Hunter is from Ben. She's confronting him outside his apartment building. Ben says he doesn't have a clue, which she doesn't believe. Ben says Hunter took off, ran away - which wouldn't be the first time. But then she starts asking about Michael - where is he. Ben says Michael's gone to find Hunter. When Ben tries to leave, Rita snaps gleefully that she's got a custody hearing on Tuesday. And if Hunter isn't there, she's gonna have the "cops all over your little boyfriend's ass." For contributing to the delinquency of a minor and kidnapping. Ben: "You wouldn't do that." (((Naive Zen-Ben.))) Rita: "You figure how many years your little sweetie could be locked up for..."
Mel going through the mail, seeing all the same fund raiser requests that Brian did. Lindz comes in saying, look Ted gets them too. (((They are taking in his mail.))) Em comes in, saying he's got to take a quick bath (((is there such a thing??? lol...))) - and be out the door in five for a fundraising dinner he's planning. (((Remember, he's living with Mel and Lindz for the mo....))) M: "Another benefit, when does it ever end." Em says if we don't take care of each other, who will. Then he notices a rather droopy orchid on the table - saying Ted had one just like that. That is was in fact called Droopy. Mel: "Say hello to Droopy." They admit that Ted's ask them to take in his mail and look after his plants. Em - rather sarcastically, "He off to the Black and Blue party in Sardinia?" (((Ouch))) Mel lands the pregnant (((in her case, literally))) pause causing blow...lol. "He's in rehab." Lindz and Mel are going to visit, asking Em to go with them. He backs off, saying he can't - "I'm really busy." (((More like REALLY HURT. And angry - as you'll see later.))) Mel says she's sure Ted could use Em's support. Which Em finds ironic coming from her. Mel: "He's trying to help himself." L: "Isn't that what you wanted?" He doesn't answer.
Hunter and Michael in a motel room, getting on each other's nerves in close quarters. That and Hunter's constant channel surfing on the tv is driving Michael nuts. Michael's nervous, and hungry. But the food's all gone - or rather, the junk food's all gone down Hunter's stomach. Hunter asks how long they'll stay as Michael points out that it's "practically a monsoon" outside with all the rain. As Hunter fantasizes about them becoming drug lords - M: "Why do I bother?" - Michael says they are running out of cash fast and he can't use his credit card because it could be traced. So what happens next??? His cell phone rings, and Hunter answers it in a rush to talk to Ben. (((Yeah, cause THAT can't be traced at all....snicker.))) Michael pulls the phone away to talk to Ben, who tells Michael what Rita intends. Michael asks if she can really have him arrested. (((I'm hearing that DUHH again...lol.))) Ben says Michael HAS to come back. M: "I'm not going to let her take him." Ben begs him to come back, then asks where they are. Michael won't tell because he doesn't want Ben to get in trouble and have to lie. He cuts off their call. Ben curses. Hunter leaves out into the pouring rain to get food. Scene ends with an outside shot of Brian's corvette and the open door to the room, Michael slumped against the wall with his head bowed in worry.
And just in case you didn't know by now...lol - Diner Scene - with Deb berating the boyz at the table. "Three days. Three Fucking Days." hehe... She's pissed that Michael's run off, and she's uber (((my new fave word...lol))) pissed that he's not called her. Seems they talk to each other usually at least 3 times a day. Everyone looks shocked, except Brian - who's greatly familiar and amused by this fact - "I know, it explains sooooo much." (((Snicker...))) Deb tells Ben to tell Michael that she loves him, "Up to the sky and back," but that the next time he does something like this, "I'm gonna rip his balls off." She's divvying out the lunch bills, as Mel offers to look into Hunter's situation for Ben and Michael. Ben's thankful. Brian asks Deb where his bill is, to which she says don't worry about it for now. Once he's "back on his feet, Baby," he can take care of it. Brian does NOT like that, and grabs everyone's bill to pay for their lunches. They try to stop him, but he says by 4:30 that afternoon - he should have his old job back with a sizable raise. J: "Vance asked you back?" Brian says he'll try to be "as gracious as he possible can," (((he knows the meaning of that word? lol))) and then he'll "stick it to the motherfucker." (((Ahhh, THERE'S the Brian we all know and adore.))) - (((Btw - Deb's t-shirt says, "Fuck Yoga." hehe)))
Back to Shanda Leer - performing to, "There'll Be Some Changes Made." Which segues into Ted speaking to Group at the Rehab Center - Blake is sitting at his side. Ted's telling the story of his moment of realization - about waking up after a drug binge to see the porn video they made of him while he was off his head. The gangbang, in other words. His reluctance, hesitance to confess this in front of Blake is apparent, but he gets through it. "God knows if they were using condoms. I don't know, I'll have to take a test. I don't feel very optimistic." (((Yikes, poor Teddy.))) He says that's when he knew that if he didn't come to the center, he could be dead. Cut to, Blake and Ted walking down the hall after Group - Blake saying he knows how hard that was, but no one was judging Ted because "we've all been there." Ted says Blake's being there made it easier to get through - that it's odd that if this hadn't happened to him, they may not have met up again. (((I'm wondering when his anger's gonna kick in for Blake's running off/leaving him. Probably not soon - Ted's probably gonna go through clinging to Blake first I'd expect - but I'd realllllllly want to have the "do you know how your abandoning me made me feel?" convo happen - we'll see if it eventually does.))) Blake does not answer Ted back, so Ted asks him if he wants to grab some lunch. Blake agrees but goes off to check his messages. Ted looks over and WHAM, sees Emmett in the lounge. Ted looks stunned but goes over saying it's a surprise, "thought they outlawed shock therapy." Em's kinda quiet, saying "Hello, Teddy." (((ahhh, Teddy...lol)) But Ted - he's kinda weirdly off sync here - defensively self deprecating - but also sarcastically working on the offensive too. There's an edge to their conversation that quickly goes downhill. Em says he's, "happy, if that's the word, that" Ted is there. More bad humor from Ted; he says he won't be there long at all - feels good as new already. (((In other words, he's lying his ass off.))) Em's glad to hear it, but he says be careful - don't rush because that could mean a relapse. Ted immediately gets his back up and bites into that opening - getting almost as nasty to Em as he was when he was high and telling him to fuck off. (((Grrrrr...))) Em says he didn't come there to upset Ted. T: "Then why did you, to see how far I've sunk?" E: "No." T: "I told Mel and Lindsay I didn't want anyone coming to visit me." E: "Since when am I anyone?" - Enter BLAKE!!! (((THUD!!!! Now this is one HELL of a scene. Lordy, the look on Em's face. Course now, he's pissed off - and it shows.))) Emmett asks Blake, "Back again, or haven't you ever left?" (((OUCH!!!))) Ted defends Blake, saying he's a counselor and a damn good one. Em: "Well, if anyone knows his stuff - it's you." (((Ouchie times two!))) Ted - (((who has the subtly of a - well, of Brian Kinney...lol))) says he just doesn't know what he would have done if Blake hadn't been there to help him. (((Damn folks, at this rate - someone really DID go to the Black and Blue Party - and ironically, it's Emmett.))) Em very quickly makes his exit, saying he was just there to see if Ted was alright and "obviously you are."
Back again to Shanda Leer - this time it's to, "Cry Me A River" (((I adore adore adore that song...lol.))) - but the funny part is that it segues into a scene of Vance asking Brian to come back to work for Vanguard!!! hehe.... He's pulling out the good liquor, talking up Brian's appearance...snicker. Vance asks if Brian's heard that Stockwell's been indicted for covering up Jason Kemp's murder and that the new Mayor has asked for his resignation. B: "How the mighty have fallen." Vance says it's lucky that Stockwell didn't take Vanguard down with him, and tells Brian to name his price for coming back with the company. Brian - playing it up fabulously, says there are other issues than the money - namely a Jacuzzi in his private bathroom (((so he can get his freak on, on company property no less...lol))), an unlimited expense account and LOYALTY. Vance agrees, "I give you my word. And my handshake." After a pause, Brian does shake Vance's hand - but holds onto it for a moment for emphasis. And of course here comes the sledgehammer to crack the moment's joy - Vance asks Brian to sign a paper before his return can be finalized. It's a non-competition clause. Meaning that if Brian were to leave, ever - he'd never be able to solicit the business from ANY Vanguard client. Brian calls Vance on trying to take him back "because you're afraid I'm gonna raid the pantry. And here I thought it was me that you didn't want to lose." V: "You're not giving yourself enough credit." B: "I'm giving myself ALL the credit." (((hehe))) He says he brought in all their major accounts, created their campaigns, etc. So with a, "I wouldn't count my clients before they're snatched," Brian turns down Vance's offer.
Michael asking a lady about Hunter's whereabouts. He's been looking for him since he left. She's not seen him. Michael leaves the store, and sees Hunter getting out of the cab of a semi-truck. After asking where the fuck he's been, Hunter interrupts Michael's mommy moment...lol - by showing him the cash he just got by giving the driver a blowjob. (((Ewww.))) Now remember, Michael is half-Italian and half-drag queen...hehe - so it's quite the moment as he hits the roof!!! (((Which isn't quite an apt analogy because they are outside - i.e. no roof. la la la la laaaaa...lol))) Michael's fed up, he says that's it - they are going back. Hunter says he promised, but Michael says he's breaking it. "Listen to me, you little asshole. I risked EVERYTHING for you. (((potentially, yes he did - a jail sentence would be looming if this weren't QAF world...lol))) Now you're gonna do what I tell you. We are going to go back and fight. And then we're going to try and turn you into a normal human being, WHICH at the moment - Flapping my arms and flying to the moon seems a better bet. MOVE IT!" (((Oh my, so forceful Mr. Novotny - Meoooooow...lol.))) And omg, Hunter actually shuts up and does as told. (((Was that his version of the classic line, "Yes sir, may I have another?" hehe - nahhhhh...lol You can't tell me some of his clients weren't into corporal punishment.)))
Night time is the right time for scrubbing floors it seems. Ted's in the hallway of the rehab center, giving it the old army toothbrush try. And absolutely loving every minute of it, NOT. Blake comes over to talk. Ted snaps what is he doing this for, "my health?" And Mr. Blake choruses my own - ACTUALLY YOU ARE. Ted wonders if Miss Taylor had to do this. Blake jokes, "Absolutely. In her diamonds." T: "Maybe I'd feel better about this if I was wearing a 600 carat choker." B: "I'll pick one up for you while I'm out." haha... I'll spare you the constipation joke that follows...eww. Blake commiserates with Ted, saying it wasn't so long ago that he was going through this all himself. Ted remembers bringing Blake there, and then finding him gone. B: "That wasn't very nice of me." T: "It was fucking shitty." (((Bravo!))) In a poignant moment, Ted says, "I cared about you. I... I more than cared about you." Blake says he knows, and that's why he had to leave. To spare Ted and himself the pain. B: "From you seeing me that way." Ted's back to angry - saying well it's his turn - that everyone can come and gawk at him. To feel superior over him. (((Excuse the hell out of me, but when has EM - and we are talking about EMMETT here, EVER? acted superior to Ted? Or gloated at his misery? This is all Ted's own projected feelings - and he's continuing to fuck up his life by placing them on others - esp. the man he loved, betrayed and then told to fuck off. Nice, very nice - asshole...lol.))) Blake says he's sure Em felt just as uncomfortable as Ted. T: "I guess it takes something like this to have someone reveal their true colors, huh?" (((Too bad it's YOU who's really shining through - chartreuse green and black are not nice colors for a soul that's working for growth...lol.))) "Well, at least I have you." (((Violins - where are the string instruments playing the background when you need them??? hehe))) At that moment, when it's obvious that Ted's getting too friendly - Blake says he has to go - that he's got a date. And they are going to see Lucia. (((THUD!!! Ok, even I flinched for Ted's sake on that one - which is something because I was ticked off at him before that...hmm.))) Remembering that Ted's the one who introduced opera to Blake, that's gotta hurt. Ted says he didn't know Blake liked it. Blake says, "Thanks to you, I'm hooked." ((("Hooked" - how appropriate a word considering the place they are having this conversation. Those QAF writers - Punning all the time...hehe.)))
The next day - outside their apartment - Michael is back with Hunter, reuniting with Ben. They kiss, and Ben hugs Hunter. Brian's corvette in the background. Funny moment when Ben asks if Hunter behaved himself, and Michael does such a "mom" thing by fibbing, "He was a perfect angel." (((I'm sure his trick thought so.... Xof ducks, pleading that I couldn't help myself...snort.))) Ben hugs the stuffing out of Hunter, saying, "Thank God, you're both back and in one piece."
Immediate cut to another outdoor scene - Brian standing in front of his EXTREMELY dirty corvette, saying, "At least it's still in one piece." snicker.... Michael gives him the keys, "You'll be happy to know Hunter and I are okay, too." This scene is cute - Brian's begrudgingly playing at being pissed off - or annoyed, but he's really glad Michael back and also nervous about an upcoming meeting he's got. Gale and Hal play this well. Brian finds a "Burger Box" bag in his car, (((hehe - do you remember when the play off of Burger King was Burger Queen a couple years back on this show???))) He's indignant that they ate in his car...lol. Michael says they didn't want to stop, wanting to get back home was soon as they could. B: "So you turned my car into a recycling bin? Christ, just like that time in seventh grade when I leant you my brand new ten-speed and you brought it back - the front fender was crushed, my seat was torn..." Michael starts laughing, reminding him, "I was HIT BY A BUS." (((snicker...))) Brian gives him a ssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooo what look, lol. Then says this is the last time he's gonna lend... But before he can finish, Michael grabs him and kisses him to shut Brian up... (((Nice. It's a turn around, because we've seen Brian do that to Michael in the past - but this is a first for it happening the other way around.))) Brian pulls back and asks what that was for, to which Michael smiles and says, "For giving me the wheels right out from under you for no good reason - OTHER than - you love me." Brian looks at him for a moment and then sings his usually song of love to Michael by telling him that he's, "Pathetic. And so is this car. Now I have just enough time to get it washed. How do I look?" (((Purrrrrrrrrrrr.... Pinstriped suit, slicked back hair, very Gorgeous - but I digress.))) M: "Like a million bucks." B: "Don't sell me short." M: "Ten." Brian gets into the car, saying wish him luck. (((Dang, that's twice he's asked for reassurance in less than a minute. Oh my.))) Michael says Brian doesn't need it. Brian pulls a coke (((can you believe I almost typed "cock"))) can out from under his butt - snicker. And throws it at Michael, causing Michael to laugh as Brian pulls out into the street and peels down the road. (((Cute, very cute - but is anyone else having eye trouble when looking at the contrast of Brian's vertical pinstripes and Michael's horizontal striped shirt??? lol...)))
Shanda Leer, again... "I Only Have Eyes For You" - which leads off - hilariously enough when you think about it - to Brian having one lunch/dinner meeting after another with his former Vanguard clients. We've got the head of Brown Athletics, eyeglass woman...lol, and the steakhouse baron, if you can believe. And Brian's working each of them with virtually the same speech. Saying he wants them to know he's starting his own agency and wants their business. It's a hoot to see the editing of the scene, to see when he's talking to which person - and their reactions, which are all fauxly enthusiastic - as you'll see later. (((I'm just wondering how much he's gonna have to work out to burn off the three meals he's had to ingest for the sake of his professional future...lol. The man who's afraid of gaining an ounce...hehe.))) Scene ends with Shanda Leer back to finish the song, "For you...."
Dinner at the Novotny Household - (((Which when you think about it, is ODD to call it in retrospect. Because really, there WAS no Novotny to name the household after..lol. It should be the Grassi household.))) We've got a full table, Michael and Ben, Hunter, Vic - and Debbie up on her feet serving everyone, doing all she can to appear carefree and unaffected. Yeah, right. Michael's not fooled. He's just waiting for her to pop him one for running off with Hunter like he did. Michael tells Ben that Deb's just waiting for the right moment and the "Whapppp" - he makes a hitting motion with his hand. Ben laughs. Knock on the door, and it's Lindsay and Melanie. Or we think it is...lol. Melanie is dressed as Mother Superior, in full nun habit. And Lindz is Friedrich - in lederhosen. They've been to a fundraiser with a Sound of Music Theme...snicker. (((So Mommy Superior - who thinks that's a PERFECT description of Mel??? hehe... And also, I KNEW Friedrich was a girl. haha))) Deb invites them to eat, but Mel instead asks Hunter for a dollar. Huh??? lol... Deb: "You short of cash, honey? Vic, get the tea kettle." Snickerrrrrrr. Mel has gotten permission to act as Hunter's lawyer with the court, of course he's got to pay her before the relationship is official. That way she can represent him in the custody hearing against Rita. Hunter slaps a dollar in her hand. Ben kisses Michael, saying he told him they should do this the right way. (((Dum Da Dumm Dummmmm...))) WHAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! That's right, Deb takes that moment to slap Michael upside the head for running off without telling her. Michael shakes his head as Ben starts laughing, telling Ben, "I told you." Ben, "Yes you did."
Woody's - Justin and Brian at the bar. Talking about Brian stealing his clients back from Vanguard. Justin says Vance'll be asking Brian for a job soon. Oh, andddd Justin's picked out a name for Brian's new agency. "Kinnetik" Which I have to agree with Brian is clever!! Justin, never one for self-doubt - "It's genius." Brian kisses him as the camera whips around on a speed zoom across the bar to find - Emmett, sitting by himself in the corner, looking miserable. And as we find out, very very drunk. He disses a man who comes over to speak to him, thinking it's a pick up - but the guy just wanted to borrow the empty chair....hehe. So when he hears another man saying can I buy you a drink - Em starts to diss him too, only to look up and see it's a very amused Brian with Justin. (((And has been pointed out before, I believe by Quinn, Emmett is wearing the EXACT SAME shirt that Brian wore during last season when they were shooting Stockwell's commercial!! hehe... I guess wardrobe needed to cut down on cost after paying for all of Brian's pinstripes this season...ha.))) Brian calls Em, Ms. Dietrich. (((Frankly, I'm thinking Garbo would have been a better description...lol. "I vant to be alone...."))) They ask him to Babylon, but Em says he'd rather stay there and get shitfaced. Which Brian says is a condition Em's already passed, "about ten miles back." E: "So I've had a few cocktails. Does that qualify me for rehab? Besides, I've already been there." J: "Did you see Ted?" E: "And you'll never guess who's there with him." In a truly fun moment, Brian and Justin rattle off some celebrity names who've been to rehab - "Liza, Robert Downey Jr., Ben Affleck, Matthew Perry." snicker... Em: "Blake! The tweaked out twinkie! Isn't that great?" Brian says some assholes never learn. E: "Ohhhh nooo, no. He's learned. He's even gotten a degree. He's a drug abuse councilor." At Brian's incredulous look, Em laughs in faux cheerfulness, "A few days in Doctor Boytoy's care and Mr. Schmidt's good as new. Let's have a drink to his remarkable recovery." (((Good scene. Very well done.)))
And speaking of good scenes done well - THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Gasp* (((xof clinging to the last breath needed not to pass out onsite...hehe))) Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale... wait. That's too much like, in-out, in-out, in-out.... Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Which is a good segue to Nekkid Michael/Ben S-E-X!!!! hehe
In their bedroom, Michael's kneeling up on his knees with Ben doing the same, against his back. Let's just say, it's a REALLLLY good view. heheh.... And goodness doesn't it just last and last...lol. *thud* Reunion sex anyone??? (((We're talking nipple, ass and pubic hair close-ups people...Awww.))) So many many grunts *Gasp*, thrusts *Swoon* and kissing *Sighhhh* later - the two of them collapse onto the bed where Ben starts teasing Michael by playing with one of his hotspots (his ears seem to be veryyyyyy sensitive) - saying why don't they go again. Which Michael points out will be the 3rd time...whoo hoooooo. The cute playfulness changes into deep intimacy - a refreshing view I'd say, of two characters in bed. Ben says he missed Michael so much, kissing him, holding him. Michael looks at Ben for a long moment, cupping his face and saying in a soft sweet whisper, "You are so beautiful." Ben says Michael's kinda cute too. Michael says sometimes he wonders how Ben could love him. Ben's confused as to why he'd feel that way. Michael confesses to feeling like an idiot, for having run off with Hunter. That he regrets putting everyone through "Mikey and Hunter's Excellent Adventure." (((I'll give you props if any of you can name the first time "excellent adventure" was used on the show. Come on - you know this one!!! Okay, okay - Season one, the turnpike scene with Brian and Michael. Brian made a reference to "Brian and Mikey's Excellent Adventure." hehe))) Michael says it wasn't cool, was immature and was not a good message to send to a kid. Ben reassures him that what he did was incredible. That he admires Michael for risking it, but that he's a little jealous too. (((Foreshadowing, folks. He wants you to know his shoes are shined and made for walking...lol.))) He wouldn't call what Michael did immature, he would call it love. Ahhhhh.... Michael kisses him, and they are off again...lol. (((Excellent scene - both for the heat, the connect and the conversation. Excellent performances for both.)))
Justin running up the stairs to Brian's loft door. He unlocks it with a key and goes in. (((It was locked??? hehe - now that's funny. It's practically NEVER locked.))) And look, Mommy Jennifer is there talking to Brian about the loft. Saying it's a "special place" - Brian asks if she means special as in unique or as in "there are school where they can teach you to dress yourself" - haha. She says it's a "fuckpad." And Justin - who could testify to that accertion, (((notice the poor editing, he takes his coat off TWICE))) asks what's up. Brian's selling the loft. *THUD* "It was either cut my expenses or cut my wrists, so I'm just opting for the tidier of the two." Jennifer says she'll call him later with some pricing info, and she tells him she won't be charging commission because of everything he'd done for Justin. (((Okayyyyyyy.... uhhhmmm.))) Justin's shocked, saying Brian is NOT selling the loft. "It's your home." B: "Not for long." Seems his former clients have ALL turned him down. (((Yikes))) Justin tries to come up with alternatives - loan (Brian's not a good risk being 100 grand in debt and unemployed) or another agency. Brian says he's got an offer - for an agency in Scranton for half his salary. (((Eeeekkk))) Justin says Brian should never have listen to him. B: "I didn't. I listened to me." He says it's just four walls, etc. But Justin says it's more than that. It's "where we made love for the first time." Brian smiles at him, "that wasn't love. I just gave you a rim job and fucked your brains out." J: "It was love to me." Brian kisses him.
Cut to a hungover Emmett sitting in Deb and Vic's kitchen, flinching as Vic is cracking crab shells with a mallet. Em's in desperate need of "an Advil or a Gun." (((ohhhh, product placement...on a gay themed show - times ARE a changing...hehe))) Vic's frustrated because he can't find the things he needs to finish the meal. They had all their cooking equipment over at Ted's place. As Deb and Vic start to argue about going to Ted's, Em desperately asks them to stop - saying make a list and he'll go by and get the stuff they need. Deb silently mouths to Vic - "What's wrong with him?" - and Vic answers Ted. So she sits down going through the mail - which is full of what??? hehe - yep, fund raiser requests... And a postcard to Vic from "Michelangelo." Who is a man he met at a fairy in the woods weekend trip, years ago. Yes, you read that correctly. A weekend in the woods for gay men to commune with nature - or get laid in the bushes as Deb describes it. Michelangelo was the guy's "fairy name." Vic's was "Cherub." (((oh dear...lol))) Vic went after he first was diagnosed as Positive. He says it was one of the most healing experiences of his life. Deb suggests that Em give it a try. Em says he'll stick to "Advil." (((Again with the product placement!!! Now THAT's funny.)))
Justin walking down Liberty Avenue with Mel and Lindz as they roll Gus in the stroller. Lindz reads a newspaper headline - "Stockwell indicted. Seeing a headline like that restores my faith in humanity." Justin lets the cat out of the bag about Brian being the one they have to thank - that he's the "Concerned Citizens for the Truth." And he tells them about Brian having to sell the loft, etc. Lindz and Mel are shocked, and even Mel's saying (against her better opinion...lol) that she wishes there was something she could do. Justin says he tried to give Brian his "Rage" money, but he wouldn't take it. Lindz agrees Brian's too proud for that. Justin asks what are they suppose to do, "stand around and watch while he loses everything?" L: "It's his choice." (((Uhnnn??? I hope that's not the response MOST friends give when hearing such news.))) Justin's outraged - saying he thought she cared about Brian. Lindz says she does, but she knows Brian would never be beholden to anyone.
Hunter's custody hearing. Which is a mess, really. Rita's coming off like a reformed saint who's getting her life together. Hunter's mouthing off time and again, which isn't helping Mel's case. Michael tells him to sit there and shut up....lol. When Mel mentions Hunter's statement that Rita coerced him into prostitution, Rita bursts out that it's not true. Hunter yells out, "the fuck it's not." (((Oh yeah, that'll get you in with the judge, boyo.))) Mel rests her case after a few more words - (((this seems all so quick and lickety split.))) The judge exits for 15 mins to decide Hunter's fate. (((That long, huh? lol...)))
Em's back at Ted's place. He goes to the kitchen to pick up the items that Vic needs. He can't find the strainer, asking out loud where the hell is it. "Under the sink..." With a very loud, "JESUS FUCKING MARY AND JOSEPH" (((snicker, now THAT's the funniest moment so far))) he turns around to find Ted sitting on the living room sofa. A very depressed and dejected Ted, btw. Em didn't know Ted was back. Ted says don't mind him, just take whatever he needs. Em asks what Ted is doing out of rehab. Ted says he left, to which Em says that must be the fastest recovery on record. (((As the convo continues, Em gets angrier and angrier - after all folks - this room IS the scene of the crime - and the go fuck yourself moment of their breakup.))) Ted makes a joke about the cost of health care and how they don't like you to linger, "In fact they are thinking of putting up a drive-thru window." Em does not laugh. Ted asks why. Em says, "Yeah, Teddy. A real scream. I don't know when I've had more laughs with you." Ted thinks Em must have a lot to laugh at considering how he's managed to fuck up his life. (((Wrong thing to say, really....))) E: "Sorry, don't plan pity parties." Ted says it's not pity, just a fact. Em's fed up and lays in on Ted - telling him he's not going to get better sitting on the sofa. That he needs to go back to rehab. Ted says it is too late, "I'm beyond repair." (((Someone bitch-slap him for me, please!))) Ted says he has nothing, no future, job, friends, lover - what's the point. (((All this is making Em even MORE agitated.))) T: "Might was well be dead." So Em goes against the cardinal rule which is NEVER tell a suicidal person to "Do it," and he says that very thing to Ted. He says do it, only don't be a man about it - "Be a queen." Em puts on "Madame Butterfly" - one of the greatest suicidal arias of all time...lol, and holds out a letter opener to Ted. Ted just sits there. Em sits beside him and says rather nastily, "Good news is, you can FINALLY be Maria Callas." He then leaves with a parting shot - "Yell, scream as loud as you want. Because NOBODY's listening." (((Ouch... Peter Paige is getting in some kick ass scenes this ep. But then, so is Scott Lowell - however misdirected his character may be reacting.)))
Back to court - the judge comes out with the verdict that Rita should get custody of Hunter. (((Opps, I mean James aka "Jimmy."))) Hunter's screaming he won't go, Ben and Michael are horrified. Michael tells Ben that he told him this would happen. Mel's apologizing for losing. Rita comes over, trying to talk to Hunter. Saying she promises things will be better. And in a shocking move, Hunter goes up to her and kisses her on the mouth. When he pulls away, Rita is shocked when he tells her, "Oh by the way, I forgot to tell you. I'm HIV Positive." She says that's not very funny, but when Ben says it's true - Rita gets incredibly furious. She scrubs at her mouth and calls Hunter a "fucking dirty little faggot." In front of the Judge, mind...lol. Rita shoves Hunter, saying "you fucking want to give it to me, huh?" The judge immediately asks to see both attorneys in closed chambers. (((Ok - so excuse me. I know it was for dramatic effect, but his medical results would have been a strong defense tool - both to show that Rita wasn't prepared to handle his condition financially, but also to prove that his current placement with Ben and Michael would be more beneficial, etc. Seems a BIG thing to leave out, if you're a defense lawyer grasping at straws.)))
Brian and Justin walking down Liberty Avenue that night - talking about a couple that's thinking of buying the loft. B: "Couple of designer fairies can't wait to turn it into a Moroccan Bordello." (((Funny, I'd have thought you just needed to add a shit load of throw pillows and it would already BE that...hehe.))) Justin says let's grab a drink, and starts to pull Brian into Woody's. Brian says it's a fundraiser night. "Wonder what the worthy cause is THIS TIME." (((Yeah, I just wonder...snort.))) They go in. And thereeeeeeeeeeee's Shanda Leer on the stage at Woody's - finishing up her initial song of "What I Did For Love." (((That's right folks, every sequence you've seen Shanda Leer in has all been a part of this one benefit performance... Cute trick.))) She gives a big finish as the audience cheers. As Justin and Brian walk through the applauding crowd, we see that almost all the cast is there - Vic with his boyfriend Rodney, Deb, Em, Ben, Michael, and yes - Hunter too!!!, Lindz and Mel. B: "Some suckers just cannot wait to give their money away." J: "It's for a worthy cause." Lindz comes over with a secretive smile on her face. B: "What the fuck's going on here?" She tells him that the fundraiser is for the "Concerned Citizens For the Truth." Brian shoots Justin a look, lol, as Lindz explains that the community appreciates the contribution the organization has made for them and they all wanted to give back as a show of thanks. She holds out an envelope, "We hope you'll accept this, on their behalf." Brian opens it with a smile - and the pressure of the whole bar clapping...lol. He looks fairly surprised at the amount on the check, which we never see. And in one of Gale's best moments in the series, Brian gives the following reply - with more grace than I would have thought possible. Voice thick, "I've only known the Concerned Citizens for the Truth for a short time, but I've known them long enough to know that they don't like to accept handouts. Uhhh, charitable donations. But I guess this time I'm just gonna have to tell them that once in awhile we could all use a little help, and that they're just gonna have to swallow their fucking pride and say thank you." (((THUD!!!!))) Everyone claps. Deb says, "Good for you, honey." Lindz rushes up and hugs Brian as he looks over at Justin with a "we are sooo gonna talk later" stare. Michael comes over and kisses Brian's cheek as Brian hugs him. The music goes up, and we miss what Brian says to Michael. It looks like he's saying did you know about this, to which Michael shakes his head no. While grinning...lol.
Shanda Leer start performing again. Hunter, Ben and Michael leave Woody's - Hunter joking about hitting the bars. Michael says, "excuse me, young man." Ben says Hunter's got school in the morning. Mel and Lindz are behind them, and Mel reminds Hunter the judge said he could stay with Ben and Michael as long as he stays on his best behavior. Lindz says they all intended to keep an eye on him, to make sure he does. Deb, Vic, Rodney and Em leave. Deb says she knew she'd live to see gay marriages - but never thought she'd see Brian accept help and say thank you. Vic says he thought he almost saw a tear in Brian's eye. Em's kinda out of it. Deb is worried, saying, "That famous flame of yours is just about out." Vic says Em needs a gentle sprinkling of "Fairy Dust." - Meaning the weekend retreat for gays. Em just turns with a small smile and walks away. The man who performs as Shanda Leer leaves the club in his regular street clothes, the dress over his arm - as Justin comes out and congratulates "Darren" on a great show. D: "It's what I do for love..." Justin and Brian walk down the sidewalk. J: "Now you and half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in your bed tonight, knowing the loft is still yours." (((See, it's really IS A BORDELLO.))) Brian hugs him, "Half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in their own beds." We see Darren walking down a dark alley off of Liberty Avenue - when two assholes come over - saying "there's one" and start beating the crap out of him. Gay bashing just out of earshot of all our boyz and girlz - who walk along in ignorance of what's happening so close to them. The editing is well done here - intercutting scenes of our cast laughing, unawares - and of Shanda Leer's earlier performance with clips of Darren being hit and kicked. Finally, Darren is left unconscious on the ground as the episode closes - no music playing, just the sound of the street, traffic, etc. at night to see us out through the credits.
Next Episode -
Brian and Justin in bed - J: "You're taking an awfully big risk." B: "If I don't do this now, I never will." Meaning the agency, I think. Mel and Lindz over at Ted's, he's denying using again. Justin visiting a very angry Darren, as Darren yells what did Justin do when his own attacker got let off virtually scott free. Justin at a meeting of some sort, with the new character, Cody, saying that bashers can get away with anything. Later, Justin at Woody's telling Cody he heard what he said at the Center and he agrees. Cody holds out his hand to shake with Justin.
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