(OMG Twilight Zone Weirdness Happened!!!)

The cast of Husbands did two radio interviews last night for LA Talk Radio. They had a scheduled interview with Sheena Metal - and I got to call in! (Lawd, my accent....sigh) and talk with them. Which was cool.

Then things got.... weird! Right as they were leaving, the DJ for the next show asked them to stay for another interview. What's weird about that?

1) The next show is a Psychic discussion show. (Wait, stay with me!) - the original guest cancelled last minute.
2) The show's psychic is named Rebecca. (Not really weird yet.)
3) Rebecca talks to Cheeks first - and towards the end says she's getting something about "Jean...or...." - Cheeks, who's just been told a couple minutes before this that his grandmother is watching over him, says his grandmother's cousin is ... "Ethel Jean". (WHAT???)
4) I lose my shit....lol - and here's why:

a - I'm named Rebecca, and I just talked to Cheeks for the 1st time live on the phone!
b - His surprise interview is with a Psychic named Rebecca.
c - Ethel Jean?!?!?!? - Is my mother's name!

5) I'm in shock, but manage to glance down and see the time stamp for the exact end of Cheeks' portion of the interview - it's 10:13 PM EST.
6) My internet name is xof1013 (awwwwwwww!)
7) I tweet Cheeks to tell him about this - and he immediately replies to me - "O.M.F.G."

lollll....

The mp3's for both the Sheena Metal and the Rebecca Fearing LA Talk Radio shows are now up on their websites. However, I have done interview-only edits so that you don't have to sit through commercials or interviews with other guests that aren't Cheeks, Alessandra and Sean.

Sheena Metal - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F6U5X5CA (This is where I call in...)

Rebecca Fearing - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T83GIQVL (This is where things went NUTS!)

Enjoy!

Hugs

xof
Or rather - instead of news, a request!!! I need help...

During the middle of posting the story "Encompassed" - I was gifted with an AMAZING work of fanart from the lovely!!! [livejournal.com profile] piper47 which you can see HERE.

It was an fantastic feeling to receive it - I can assure. I then got her help on doing two "covers" for the soundtracks I did for the characters Declan Rai and Ashton Forster. Featured under the cut - Read more... ).

So - considering I am sooooo far into the sequel - at least 4/5's done, if not more! - I was hoping that some of the folks who enjoyed the first story, and are looking forward to the second would lend me a hand.

I'm seeking "fanart" - picture manipulations, wallpapers and/or icons that are from or are inspired by the "Encompassed" Universe. Meaning anything Brian/Michael or Declan/Ash - or a combination of all four! I figured it would be a fun thing to help my muse, and maybe to share with folks while this story is getting finished and edited. You choose the themes, and you can go as wild and fantastical as you like - tame or risque!

((BTW - my mother tells me that my fic shouldn't be called a "story" - the length now qualifies it as a "novella" - yea me!))

Anywho - is anyone interesting in giving this a go? You have SOOO many pretty men to work with! There are a ton of photos of Brian and Michael (or alternately Gale and Hal) on the web to work with.

As for Declan/Ashton - no worries! Remember they are based on the physical appearances of Aidan Gillen and Craig Kelly - so all you'd need to do is go to the Aidan Gillen/Craig Kelly Photo Archive - HERE. There are now over 3,000 photos (THUD) there of those two men in all their glory - so it's an artist's playground!

I hope that this appeals to your interests - and I think it would be wonderful for the readers too! Anything that helps with the visuals...lol.

Seriously - if anyone gives this a go - manyyyyyyy thanks in advance!!!

Hugs

xof

(PS - if no one is, I'll be hiding in the dark corner across the room...lol.)

ETA - scratch the "novella" - darlins. This thing is over 79,000 words - what's that mean? It's a "novel" - *faints*....
Or rather - instead of news, a request!!! I need help...

During the middle of posting the story "Encompassed" - I was gifted with an AMAZING work of fanart from the lovely!!! [livejournal.com profile] piper47 which you can see HERE.

It was an fantastic feeling to receive it - I can assure. I then got her help on doing two "covers" for the soundtracks I did for the characters Declan Rai and Ashton Forster. Featured under the cut - Read more... ).

So - considering I am sooooo far into the sequel - at least 4/5's done, if not more! - I was hoping that some of the folks who enjoyed the first story, and are looking forward to the second would lend me a hand.

I'm seeking "fanart" - picture manipulations, wallpapers and/or icons that are from or are inspired by the "Encompassed" Universe. Meaning anything Brian/Michael or Declan/Ash - or a combination of all four! I figured it would be a fun thing to help my muse, and maybe to share with folks while this story is getting finished and edited. You choose the themes, and you can go as wild and fantastical as you like - tame or risque!

((BTW - my mother tells me that my fic shouldn't be called a "story" - the length now qualifies it as a "novella" - yea me!))

Anywho - is anyone interesting in giving this a go? You have SOOO many pretty men to work with! There are a ton of photos of Brian and Michael (or alternately Gale and Hal) on the web to work with.

As for Declan/Ashton - no worries! Remember they are based on the physical appearances of Aidan Gillen and Craig Kelly - so all you'd need to do is go to the Aidan Gillen/Craig Kelly Photo Archive - HERE. There are now over 3,000 photos (THUD) there of those two men in all their glory - so it's an artist's playground!

I hope that this appeals to your interests - and I think it would be wonderful for the readers too! Anything that helps with the visuals...lol.

Seriously - if anyone gives this a go - manyyyyyyy thanks in advance!!!

Hugs

xof

(PS - if no one is, I'll be hiding in the dark corner across the room...lol.)

ETA - scratch the "novella" - darlins. This thing is over 79,000 words - what's that mean? It's a "novel" - *faints*....
Forgive the venting....

The not so great week ended badly today - 5 1/2 hrs in the ER, badly. I had to take my mom in because she went to war with an ironing board and came out the loser. Not some little board, either - we're talking an extra wide, heavily supported, metal frame board that came crashing down directly on the top of her left foot. A disabled person's foot, to boot.

So in we go, there we wait, and wait, and wait.... Three ambulances, three separate chest pain patients, one almost severed finger and a death later - and we're still sitting there with the dozen others who came in after us.

Course, when we get back to see someone - everyone's walking around at a snails pace. Joking, laughing with each other, standing around drinking coffee, asking where'd the Christmas cookies get put, etc etc - taking their time. If I acted that way at my job (which is customer service oriented to a degree) - I probably wouldn't have one for long.

It more than proved why it took so long to get in, despite the traffic before us. Meantime, my mother and I haven't eaten all day, she hasn't taken her blood pressure medicine, and she's in pain.

X-rays done, verdict - she didn't break her foot, but they said it's a wonder - due to the severe bruising she's suffered. So, she's back home - foot wrapped, and it's gonna be interesting trying to get her to take her pain pills. Sigh...

But see, that's the end of the week....

How'd it start? Puppy surgery. With complications....

My peke Lii Lii was sick over the X-mas weekend. They told us on Friday (after back and forth trips to the Vet, and antibiotics/anti-inflammatory pills) that she had to have bladder stones removed. So we wait three days, she's getting sicker - and I take her in this past Tues for the surgery. During which they found cysts on her ovaries. So in addition to bladder surgery, they did a hysterectomy on her too. Oh, and fixed a hernia on her stomach.

So she's at home, and not eating. I've been trying to coax her into trying things like peanut butter and baby food chicken, etc. Things she doesn't have to chew. But she's not happy with it. Or with me. See, I'm the one who took her away, handed her over, left her and is now on pill taking and food serving patrol. All things that aren't putting me in her good books.

So the week started with surgery and ended in the ER....

Shit....

Hugs

xof
Forgive the venting....

The not so great week ended badly today - 5 1/2 hrs in the ER, badly. I had to take my mom in because she went to war with an ironing board and came out the loser. Not some little board, either - we're talking an extra wide, heavily supported, metal frame board that came crashing down directly on the top of her left foot. A disabled person's foot, to boot.

So in we go, there we wait, and wait, and wait.... Three ambulances, three separate chest pain patients, one almost severed finger and a death later - and we're still sitting there with the dozen others who came in after us.

Course, when we get back to see someone - everyone's walking around at a snails pace. Joking, laughing with each other, standing around drinking coffee, asking where'd the Christmas cookies get put, etc etc - taking their time. If I acted that way at my job (which is customer service oriented to a degree) - I probably wouldn't have one for long.

It more than proved why it took so long to get in, despite the traffic before us. Meantime, my mother and I haven't eaten all day, she hasn't taken her blood pressure medicine, and she's in pain.

X-rays done, verdict - she didn't break her foot, but they said it's a wonder - due to the severe bruising she's suffered. So, she's back home - foot wrapped, and it's gonna be interesting trying to get her to take her pain pills. Sigh...

But see, that's the end of the week....

How'd it start? Puppy surgery. With complications....

My peke Lii Lii was sick over the X-mas weekend. They told us on Friday (after back and forth trips to the Vet, and antibiotics/anti-inflammatory pills) that she had to have bladder stones removed. So we wait three days, she's getting sicker - and I take her in this past Tues for the surgery. During which they found cysts on her ovaries. So in addition to bladder surgery, they did a hysterectomy on her too. Oh, and fixed a hernia on her stomach.

So she's at home, and not eating. I've been trying to coax her into trying things like peanut butter and baby food chicken, etc. Things she doesn't have to chew. But she's not happy with it. Or with me. See, I'm the one who took her away, handed her over, left her and is now on pill taking and food serving patrol. All things that aren't putting me in her good books.

So the week started with surgery and ended in the ER....

Shit....

Hugs

xof
Ok - remember folks, my mom ROCKS! Andddddd, she'll say the wildest things off the cuff. It's like OMG, my MOTHER said that...lol.

Take just now. Watching Hal Sparks singing his first duet with Smokey Robinson!!! Sure there were a few rough pitch transitions from rock to falsetto, but overall - he did so well!!! Yey!!! And he looked great! Hell, even Marie Osmond said he was cute (she's lusting in her heart, folks...snicker).

So I go in to ask Mom what she thought.

"You know... As soon as Smokey said that boy can blow. All I could think was, he just got off a show called Queer As Folk - and my mind totally went there!"

lol....

*Dirty-minded moms* - it's a GOOD THING!

hugs

xof

ETA - OHHHH, Did I enjoy the Gladys Knight Duet!!! Loved that! And I'm LUVING that the crowds are yellin' for Hal; he'd definately got some admirers in the audience. Now if the judges won't vote him off before the viewers can vote..lol. (No, I don't think he'll win - Jai from Queer Eye and Alphonso are doing the best so far, to my mind.) But hey - I'd like to see him singing more, live and with more music stars...lol.

ETA 2 - YEY!!!! He made it to round two!!!
Ok - remember folks, my mom ROCKS! Andddddd, she'll say the wildest things off the cuff. It's like OMG, my MOTHER said that...lol.

Take just now. Watching Hal Sparks singing his first duet with Smokey Robinson!!! Sure there were a few rough pitch transitions from rock to falsetto, but overall - he did so well!!! Yey!!! And he looked great! Hell, even Marie Osmond said he was cute (she's lusting in her heart, folks...snicker).

So I go in to ask Mom what she thought.

"You know... As soon as Smokey said that boy can blow. All I could think was, he just got off a show called Queer As Folk - and my mind totally went there!"

lol....

*Dirty-minded moms* - it's a GOOD THING!

hugs

xof

ETA - OHHHH, Did I enjoy the Gladys Knight Duet!!! Loved that! And I'm LUVING that the crowds are yellin' for Hal; he'd definately got some admirers in the audience. Now if the judges won't vote him off before the viewers can vote..lol. (No, I don't think he'll win - Jai from Queer Eye and Alphonso are doing the best so far, to my mind.) But hey - I'd like to see him singing more, live and with more music stars...lol.

ETA 2 - YEY!!!! He made it to round two!!!
So I'm talking to Margo (conspiring behind *someone's* back... you'll hear more on that later) - when my mother (whom some of you may remember is quite the card - heck, she's got her own tag on my lj...lol) started getting into the mix. Here is the result:

***mom's voice coming out of the other room***

xof's mom: "what price glory?" (pause) "i don't know, call her up and ask her."

Margo: i like your mom
Margo: woman's probably my age
xof: she's 68
Margo: oh you were a late thought?
Margo: or a surprise?
xof: lol, that's a genteel way of putting it...lol
xof: no, i'm an "old age baby"
Margo: that's your excuse huh?
xof: they told her she couldn't have kids, so yes,
xof: i was a surprise, but it was a good one for her

xof's mom: "you weren't a surprise, you were a fucking miracle"

(pause)

xof: "literally" (I couldn't resist, it was something I had to say...lol.)
Margo: haha
Margo: that's nice to have your mom think that of you
Margo: you an only child then?
xof: oh, let's go through the list
xof: i'm her first and only, and i'm my father's last and fourth
Margo: oh so you have step-sibs?
xof: half sibs, they are right bastards, we don't talk
Margo: damn

xof's mom: "That's only because they grunt so much."

Margo: rotflmao
xof: see where i get it?
Margo: yeah i do
Margo: it's not your fault
Margo: lol

---

Gotta luv mom.

hugs

xof
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So I'm talking to Margo (conspiring behind *someone's* back... you'll hear more on that later) - when my mother (whom some of you may remember is quite the card - heck, she's got her own tag on my lj...lol) started getting into the mix. Here is the result:

***mom's voice coming out of the other room***

xof's mom: "what price glory?" (pause) "i don't know, call her up and ask her."

Margo: i like your mom
Margo: woman's probably my age
xof: she's 68
Margo: oh you were a late thought?
Margo: or a surprise?
xof: lol, that's a genteel way of putting it...lol
xof: no, i'm an "old age baby"
Margo: that's your excuse huh?
xof: they told her she couldn't have kids, so yes,
xof: i was a surprise, but it was a good one for her

xof's mom: "you weren't a surprise, you were a fucking miracle"

(pause)

xof: "literally" (I couldn't resist, it was something I had to say...lol.)
Margo: haha
Margo: that's nice to have your mom think that of you
Margo: you an only child then?
xof: oh, let's go through the list
xof: i'm her first and only, and i'm my father's last and fourth
Margo: oh so you have step-sibs?
xof: half sibs, they are right bastards, we don't talk
Margo: damn

xof's mom: "That's only because they grunt so much."

Margo: rotflmao
xof: see where i get it?
Margo: yeah i do
Margo: it's not your fault
Margo: lol

---

Gotta luv mom.

hugs

xof
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If you caught my post the other day about Xof's Xmas, including pics of my home decorations - and a prime example of my mother's artistic craftiness - I thought I'd show you one more photograph.

You see - she's never happy with the way the wreath looks - boggles the mind, truly.

And she thought that beauttttttttttiful wreath wasn't "symetrical" - so she went to town on it today.

And THIS is the result:

Read more... )

She is a marvel.

hugs

xof
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If you caught my post the other day about Xof's Xmas, including pics of my home decorations - and a prime example of my mother's artistic craftiness - I thought I'd show you one more photograph.

You see - she's never happy with the way the wreath looks - boggles the mind, truly.

And she thought that beauttttttttttiful wreath wasn't "symetrical" - so she went to town on it today.

And THIS is the result:

Read more... )

She is a marvel.

hugs

xof
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Well, it's Christmas Eve and I'm bored beyond being bored. So I thought I'd do some busy work, and share some pics I had developed (forgive the size...lol) - showing my mom's handy work for the holiday.

Now it should be preferenced that she's a creative girl - and that we didn't have a tree this year, so practically every surface of the room got x-mas'ed to within an inch of its life, or non-life...lol.

If you want to see prettiness and clutter...lol - take a look:

Read more... )
hugs

xof
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Well, it's Christmas Eve and I'm bored beyond being bored. So I thought I'd do some busy work, and share some pics I had developed (forgive the size...lol) - showing my mom's handy work for the holiday.

Now it should be preferenced that she's a creative girl - and that we didn't have a tree this year, so practically every surface of the room got x-mas'ed to within an inch of its life, or non-life...lol.

If you want to see prettiness and clutter...lol - take a look:

Read more... )
hugs

xof
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For those of you who read my qaf recaps, you might remember that my mother (who's almost 68) usually made cameo appearances as we continued down the let's-educate-her-about-gay-culture-road.

Welllllllll - thought I'd share a moment that just happened.

After a few years, I actually did share with her that I *gasp* wrote slash fiction - with very explicit gay m/m sex involved. Then I even let her read some of it...lol. (I know, we've already entered the twilight zone.)

Welllll - she's always been an eccentric, amazingly open-minded (mostly...lol) woman who will forever be a surprise to me. And just now, I was reading online and from the other room I hear this:

Mom - reading from a bookclub flyer she got in the mail - "'The Ultimate Guide To Gay Sex' by Mr. Faggot - that's what he calls himself." As I started to laugh my ass off at this sudden and unexpected addition to our day, she continued reading the summary. Then added, "I just thought it might help you with your writing." Like a reference book.

Still laughing, and trying to fight the image in my head of her as a Kinsey Institute research librarian, all I could say was, "Uhmmm... I don't think I need that, thanks." ha...

There's just sooooo much to know really, but who thought my mother would help lead the way....snicker.

hugs

xof

ETA: The hilarity continues.... She was on a bit of a role after this, cracking jokes. As you can tell by this very brief aim recap of me and [livejournal.com profile] wannabebrit:

x: mom says she's writing a book entitled, "how absolutely pubic can you get"
w: I think she needs to go out on the road
x: "how does she think i got you?"
x: snicker
x: now she's doing julia childs taking about her vagina
w: oh my god
x: *help*
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For those of you who read my qaf recaps, you might remember that my mother (who's almost 68) usually made cameo appearances as we continued down the let's-educate-her-about-gay-culture-road.

Welllllllll - thought I'd share a moment that just happened.

After a few years, I actually did share with her that I *gasp* wrote slash fiction - with very explicit gay m/m sex involved. Then I even let her read some of it...lol. (I know, we've already entered the twilight zone.)

Welllll - she's always been an eccentric, amazingly open-minded (mostly...lol) woman who will forever be a surprise to me. And just now, I was reading online and from the other room I hear this:

Mom - reading from a bookclub flyer she got in the mail - "'The Ultimate Guide To Gay Sex' by Mr. Faggot - that's what he calls himself." As I started to laugh my ass off at this sudden and unexpected addition to our day, she continued reading the summary. Then added, "I just thought it might help you with your writing." Like a reference book.

Still laughing, and trying to fight the image in my head of her as a Kinsey Institute research librarian, all I could say was, "Uhmmm... I don't think I need that, thanks." ha...

There's just sooooo much to know really, but who thought my mother would help lead the way....snicker.

hugs

xof

ETA: The hilarity continues.... She was on a bit of a role after this, cracking jokes. As you can tell by this very brief aim recap of me and [livejournal.com profile] wannabebrit:

x: mom says she's writing a book entitled, "how absolutely pubic can you get"
w: I think she needs to go out on the road
x: "how does she think i got you?"
x: snicker
x: now she's doing julia childs taking about her vagina
w: oh my god
x: *help*
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Surreal night. Really....

I haven't written much personal info lately, so I thought I'd share my OMG moment of the day.

I have a laptop. Have had it like three years, mainly due to the fact that my "real" computer died on me so long ago (cd rom drive died, got boot virus, couldn't fix it because it wouldn't recognize the cd system disk, etc etc etc - long story and three years not so short later, it's practically fried).

Well, out of the blue my mom decided she wanted to learn and use a computer. (She never took it seriously before now - and just over two years shy of 70, she's "into it." ha...) There's a problem of course - she hates my laptop (I adore it), and is afraid she'll kill it (uhm, me too.) Sooo, let's get the old one "fixed" - if that's possible.

Sooo, we have a tech come over and get told the harddrive is either dead or dying. And the monitor is deceased. He'll try and retrieve my files onto disk, but that's about the sum of it.

Which leads to the what the hell did I do moment....

I ordered a computer. In less than an hour, I go from fix the old one, to clicking the submit button to buy a new one. One that's fast, has more memory and is better than even my laptop (which has had to be reformatted, freezes, etc. anyway as is...)

Now I am in freak mode, because quick sudden expensive decisions make me feel like I've been hit in the gut. Seriously, I feel completely off-kilter and it hasn't gone away yet. (Don't think of the money, don't think of the money - oh hell, there I go, thinking about the money...lol.)

But really - in the end, it'll be a good thing - I have a backup ("teaching") pc that she can use and I can have if the laptop dies (which will prob happen - it's about that time, happens to me in three year increments.) I'm just hoping she doesn't kill it...lol.

Anyway - [livejournal.com profile] wannabebrit let me in on some info a day or so ago - and since the sale expires in like 24 hrs on Wednesday, I thought I'd share it for those who are possibly looking to get in quick. Dell.com is having a sale - on their desktop pcs - includes good prices, at least $100 off, free color printer, free shipping, and depending on your choice of pc, a great deal on large flat panel monitors too.

GO take a look....

hugs

xof
Surreal night. Really....

I haven't written much personal info lately, so I thought I'd share my OMG moment of the day.

I have a laptop. Have had it like three years, mainly due to the fact that my "real" computer died on me so long ago (cd rom drive died, got boot virus, couldn't fix it because it wouldn't recognize the cd system disk, etc etc etc - long story and three years not so short later, it's practically fried).

Well, out of the blue my mom decided she wanted to learn and use a computer. (She never took it seriously before now - and just over two years shy of 70, she's "into it." ha...) There's a problem of course - she hates my laptop (I adore it), and is afraid she'll kill it (uhm, me too.) Sooo, let's get the old one "fixed" - if that's possible.

Sooo, we have a tech come over and get told the harddrive is either dead or dying. And the monitor is deceased. He'll try and retrieve my files onto disk, but that's about the sum of it.

Which leads to the what the hell did I do moment....

I ordered a computer. In less than an hour, I go from fix the old one, to clicking the submit button to buy a new one. One that's fast, has more memory and is better than even my laptop (which has had to be reformatted, freezes, etc. anyway as is...)

Now I am in freak mode, because quick sudden expensive decisions make me feel like I've been hit in the gut. Seriously, I feel completely off-kilter and it hasn't gone away yet. (Don't think of the money, don't think of the money - oh hell, there I go, thinking about the money...lol.)

But really - in the end, it'll be a good thing - I have a backup ("teaching") pc that she can use and I can have if the laptop dies (which will prob happen - it's about that time, happens to me in three year increments.) I'm just hoping she doesn't kill it...lol.

Anyway - [livejournal.com profile] wannabebrit let me in on some info a day or so ago - and since the sale expires in like 24 hrs on Wednesday, I thought I'd share it for those who are possibly looking to get in quick. Dell.com is having a sale - on their desktop pcs - includes good prices, at least $100 off, free color printer, free shipping, and depending on your choice of pc, a great deal on large flat panel monitors too.

GO take a look....

hugs

xof
Here's tonight's fun moments:

I forget how it started, but she started making jokes about some tv character and called him a twat. Then continued about "in fact he's such an asshole"...etc.

hehe ...

Well, I had to turn to her and ask if she knew that "twat" does in fact NOT mean asshole. At which time she looks at me like I'm nuts, and yes OH YES it does. lol...

I have to say, "Mom, I've read fics, watched shows and talked to enough people from the UK to know that 'twat' means well...lol. Vagina, cunt, etc."

She looks shocked and says no it doesn't... So what does she do next??? She goes and look up "twat" in the dictionary...hehe.

So a few moments pass, and I hear from the other room. "VULVA!" I'm laughing my ass off. "Yes, mom? What about a vulva?" She says the book says twat means vulva and can sometimes be considered, "vulgar." snicker...

In other words, I was RIGHT!!! hehe.... Which she thought was funny, because of all these years she's heard people here using it in the context of asshole. To which I said that she was surrounded by folks who don't know what they are saying...lol.

So funny moment over, yes? Not yet....hehe.

A few minutes pass, and I hear her say, "Ohhhh, the dictionary's talking about your father's penis!"

"Uhhhnnn???" That's me...

She then reads the definition of a new word she's come across in the dictionary. "Twig" - defined as "a diminutive branch."

hahahahahahaha....snicker, THUD!!! Can you tell they are divorced? (Thankfully.)

Hugs

xof
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Here's tonight's fun moments:

I forget how it started, but she started making jokes about some tv character and called him a twat. Then continued about "in fact he's such an asshole"...etc.

hehe ...

Well, I had to turn to her and ask if she knew that "twat" does in fact NOT mean asshole. At which time she looks at me like I'm nuts, and yes OH YES it does. lol...

I have to say, "Mom, I've read fics, watched shows and talked to enough people from the UK to know that 'twat' means well...lol. Vagina, cunt, etc."

She looks shocked and says no it doesn't... So what does she do next??? She goes and look up "twat" in the dictionary...hehe.

So a few moments pass, and I hear from the other room. "VULVA!" I'm laughing my ass off. "Yes, mom? What about a vulva?" She says the book says twat means vulva and can sometimes be considered, "vulgar." snicker...

In other words, I was RIGHT!!! hehe.... Which she thought was funny, because of all these years she's heard people here using it in the context of asshole. To which I said that she was surrounded by folks who don't know what they are saying...lol.

So funny moment over, yes? Not yet....hehe.

A few minutes pass, and I hear her say, "Ohhhh, the dictionary's talking about your father's penis!"

"Uhhhnnn???" That's me...

She then reads the definition of a new word she's come across in the dictionary. "Twig" - defined as "a diminutive branch."

hahahahahahaha....snicker, THUD!!! Can you tell they are divorced? (Thankfully.)

Hugs

xof
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So there's have been some cute moments lately... Figured I'd share them so others could get a smile or laugh.



Last night was watching the "OUT" loud comedy special on Comedy Central - (((Alan Cumming hosted and AWWWWWWWWWWWWW - Scott Thompson did his "Buddy Cole" skit!!!!))) First - wonderful to see Gay themed comedy on that network - acutally coming FROM gay comedians! (Ok - so sommmmmmmmme of them were straight, but the jokes were mostly all G_A_Y...lol.) And this is what happened to make me laugh....

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Nowwwwwwwww... For those who are fans of the running drama that is xof and her mom...lol. Here's another one for you....

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Haha... Have a good night. I'm just gonna wallow in my own bemusement...lol.

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